Maybe you won't go to stir crazy over the next few days. You can keep that weedeating stuff to yourself though...lol. Maybe you and Jobyna won't be fist fighting by the middle of next week. Have a good one buddy....

I ain't scared-I believe I can take her...unless she pulls a knife or gun on me! Maybe I should start packing a can of pork and beans while i'm off for protection. ("don't bring anything to a fistfight you can't eat"-Freightrain)

I ain't scared-I believe I can take her...unless she pulls a knife or gun on me! Maybe I should start packing a can of pork and beans while i'm off for protection. ("don't bring anything to a fistfight you can't eat"-Freightrain)

Day 2 in the books,Might need to start a journal like a sailor finding new land.

Captains Log Day 2: Having a hard time living with this woman, she cooks and cleans, calls me honey, then curses at me. I've yet to figure out how to successfully make her not complain.......

Just pullin ya leg....

I ain't scared-I believe I can take her...unless she pulls a knife or gun on me! Maybe I should start packing a can of pork and beans while i'm off for protection. ("don't bring anything to a fistfight you can't eat"-Freightrain)

Day 2 in the books,Might need to start a journal like a sailor finding new land.

Captains Log Day 2: Having a hard time living with this woman, she cooks and cleans, calls me honey, then curses at me. I've yet to figure out how to successfully make her not complain.......

Just pullin ya leg....

you don't know how true that is,Mr. Spock! She woofed all the way home from the store the other day when I looked over at the peach tree in the back yard at the house on the corner of Marysville Rd. and 699,just to see if there were any peaches on it. The very,very, attractive blonde that I said had a nice tan on the way to the store,wearing tight blue jeans and a red tank top, had gotten in the car and left while I was putting gas in the truck at the store,and when I looked at the peach tree she said "don't break your neck",insinuating that I was looking for the babe. Of course when I said I knew she wasn't home I was digging myself in deeper. I've never paid any attention to her-even the day she was out there pushing the lawnmower in those cut off short-shorts and tight white tank top,with her long blonde hair in a ponytail. She was on a riding mower yesterday,wearing jeans and a yellow top...but I didn't turn my head when we went by- I hardly noticed. I really don't pay any attention to her at all.

Kathy says to me -

"You gotta wonder what they see in an old fat bald man"

To which I reply -

Gee - thanks Honey.

How the He-- did we get this old?

Kathy says to me -

"You gotta wonder what they see in an old fat bald man"

To which I reply -

Gee - thanks Honey.

How the He-- did we get this old?

beats me-the other day I got out of high school,got a job,got married,raised a family,now all of a sudden that's history,children are grown,I'm on the back side of 50...wtf?!!

I understand what your sayin', the other day the boys was born now I have one crawlin EVERYWHERE, the other tryin to walk....both are 7 months old. Seemed like yesterday we brought them home