Alright James, what seems to be your problem? What problem? I don't have a problem. I just thought I might need a check up. Why? Well, I can barely hold out to work 14 to 16 hours a day, my knees hurt like they are on fire, so do my elbows as a matter of fact. And crawling around in the dirt under a truck just isn't to appealing anymore. Alright, how old are you James? I am 16 you Moron, you should know by now, you ask me the same thing every time. OK, OK, how long have you been 16? Well let's see, since January first 1959. Hah, you're not 16 anymore, you're 64, Liar, Liar your pants are on fire. Actually you're not even 64, you're 64 and 3/4. Ahaaaaaaa . Are you sure? Yep. Don't you need to run some kind of test, to be sure? Nope. How in the heck did this happen without me knowing about it? Ahaaaaaaaa.