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Green Dash

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  1. I suspect the two of you have been peeking in my windows but hey, I'm cool with that. I do need to make a few corrections, however. 1.The book titled "Green Eggs and Ham" is one of my Wife's cookbooks. 2. That's a Superman cape, not a Batman cape. 3. That's not a ceiling fan, it's a standard light fixture that is barely hanging on by the wires. When I want to circulate the air, I turn it clockwise several times until the wires almost break, and just let it go. I've enclosed a picture of my house to help you out. On the 2nd floor, 15th window from the left, is where I watch fish porno between Midnight and 2am (sometimes I "finish" well before 2 am).
  2. Never mind. I had the page open for 1/2 hour. What an ass....
  3. I'll have to check my home movies to see if I can find the time that THE DOG called him Tater.
  4. The choice is obvious. I always go where I can find proper grammar without having to see that Justin Bieber dude or chick or whatever it is. Holy crap! 4 replies while I typed 2 sentences?
  5. There were oversize loads parked overnight on the shoulder of eb I-68 at the WV-MD line this past week, I'm guessing they were waiting for permits or something of that nature. The problem is that it gets very foggy up there in warmer weather and no amount of triangles and flashing lights is going to prevent the inevitable wreck if that continues. I'm hoping that the change of regulations will put a stop to that.
  6. Wow, nice job of thinking ahead. That doesn't seem like a pic that you would want to use once let alone twice! I'm guessing Spot isn't a lap dog.....or is he?
  7. And seeing this made you feel better? I made the mistake of showing it to my Wife. Her new nickname for me is "Tater Tot".
  8. i was literally standing on my chair cheering him on as I was reading that. Then I got to the "KISS MY WHITE SOUTHERN COUNTRY ASS" comment and passed out. Bulldog's bad habit is speaking his mind, my bad habit is that I visualize everything I read.
  9. It's been 9 1/2 years since the shutdown, prolly many of them rusting away somewhere. TruckPaper has some 8000's in various condition. http://www.truckpaper.com/list/list.aspx?bcatid=27&DidSearch=1&EID=1&LP=TRK&ETID=1&ParentCategoryID=207&catid=211&Manu=FORD&Mdltxt=l8000&mdlx=Contains&LiftGate=All&Cond=Both&SO=2&btnSearch=Search
  10. That's what I call "dog tired". (Sorry, just woke up and that's all I got.)
  11. That's where I fit in. I prefer the stock look, but that is some quality workmanship.
  12. There was an article, maybe in Overdrive, on pets that live on the road such as Buster. It stated that it was best to raise the pet from a pup/kitten in that enviroment. Some people frown on the idea, but truckers are the some of the most loving pet owners I've ever seen.
  13. Heh Heh, he said Lays.
  14. I'm not sure what their stance is on turning your cat into a cokehead.
  15. That's great info, but I'm not clear on "the goal is never to kill" and "you should not shoot to wound". What would be the best scenario? I don't think the ladies of the night would have been scared off by a camera that will download pics to your computer anyway. That in itself makes it all worthwhile. I can only imagine how much simpler my life would be if I could earn such a title.
  16. That's great that the two (four) of you could hook up. That's a very nice Pete and...yes that is a Mitsubishi. Buster looks like he's a good kid.
  17. Ah yes. I forgot about "The Magnificent Seven!"
  18. It's unfortunate that you may have to go through all this extra bs, especially when all you want to do is put this behind you and get on with your life. It does seem like the best option at this point. I hope if you go this route that it turns out to have been more than worth the extra trouble. Insurance companies are all warm and fuzzy with their "Your in good hands" and "Like a good neighbor", until it comes time to write the check.
  19. I was just about post to something similar. Who decided that shit was a bad word but poop is acceptable.
  20. Not to get too far off course from the original post, but my company's policy is no cell phone while driving, even hands-free. This was implemented before the federal hand-held ban. Whenever possible, I'll personally show them the problem rather than just write it up. Not only does that yield better results, but my ears don't get that burning feeling that occurs about the same time that they're reading my write-up and thinking "wtf is he talking about?"
  21. Wow, that's like being secret agent or international spy. I wish they would start an "intelluctually challenged" line so I would know in advance if I were going to be thanked with a slap in the face.
  22. That was very thoughtful of you to combine your Obama joke with a tribute to the late Davy Jones.
  23. If you ever get tired of working for a living, you can make a killing at Hallmark.
  24. Fool me once, shame on me.
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