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Green Dash

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  1. This contradicts everything I thought I knew about "Robin's Egg Blue"
  2. Can you see my sig now, biotch?!!!!!!!!!!
  3. You have no soul! Look at the cute little face on that thing. Destroyed strictly for entertainment purposes. Just wait until the radicals from GreenLeakerPeace get a hold of this!
  4. I'm about to call it a day and that was a great bedtime story. B71's are rare in any form, any idea of how many sleeper cabs were built?
  5. Was that a yard dog tailgating you for 2200 miles? If so, you might wanna grab 6th and see if you can lose him.
  6. And besides, this isn't an Agatha Christie movie so we can't ALL kill you. Good Luck with your project.
  7. You're selfie skills are impressive. Even now that we're able to see ourselves on the screen, I still suck at it.
  8. Fantastic! Already much more than I would've expected when you first posted about your plans.
  9. I think the more success they have with improving fuel economy, the more they lose sight of how these trucks will function in the "real world".
  10. Orrville, OH is also the home of Smucker's, the jelly-makin' folks. Lots of manufacturing going on in that little town over the years. I agree. You can never have too many calendars.
  11. I knew something was there but it took me a few seconds to find it. Once I lifted and separated the "titz", it became obvious.
  12. Even if the guy was a rookie. If he had any sense of ambition he'd be looking to see what the other drivers were doing and do the same. I hate morons. He was probably wearing shorts, red suspenders, and slip-on shoes.
  13. Start the video, then go back to the beginning of this horror story and start reading again. It's the next best thing to being there.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8
  14. Both "drivers" in these incidents should have their cdls revoked for several years, whatever the term is for a DUI offender. They may have been sober but their judgment was obviously impaired.
  15. Personally, I think the olive drab looks better.
  16. Great info. I've seen pics of their trucks on the web here and there but never bothered to do any reaearch.
  17. The best advice I can give is that when travelling through the area Remain Seated At All Times!
  18. I spoke to Joe and he thinks it was not the mushrooms but the oil they were cooked in that caused him to hallucinate. He said the oil was black and was stored in an unusual looking pale green container. He thinks the container was once owned by a very large restaurant because there were several outlets on it from which the oil could be dispensed. I told him I don't think he was hallucinating.
  19. Nice shots, thanks for shar..........holy crap! how many boobs does that lady have hiding in there?!
  20. WOOO WOOO noises are ok, but if that guy on the left asks you to squeal like a pig, RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!
  21. What the bastard would really like is for the law to only apply to Democrats.
  22. It looks like the bus was moving over into that lane a few seconds before impact. Maybe this was the result of the bus going too slow as well as a speeding and possibly inattentive drive in the gas truck.
  23. That makes you an accessory prior to the fact.
  24. The story I heard of what actually took place differs somewhat. It seems Joe exited I-78 at Rt 61 and got lost trying to find Cabela's. After driving for a while he came upon a sign that read "Welcome to Hellertown, Home of the Detroit Diesel Fan Club". He then stopped by the firehouse where he was not only able to get directions back to the "big road", but was also invited to stay for dinner. Halfway through his plate of mushrooms, he noticed that the chief was actually a pregnant sheep with human hands. On one hand was a ring with the letters "I.B. of T." on it. He was also wearing a T-shirt that read " Missing for 40 years and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt". Trying to make sense of all this he turned to the membership only to see that they were munchkins and wearing helmets made of tin foil. When the chief would address them, he referred to them not by name but by size and seemed concerned about what would happen if he made another trip to Disneyworld. Here's where it gets weird. After dinner, he was forced to drive the fire truck around town, kidnapping redheaded women and denouncing the use of a two-stroke engine in medium and heavy duty truck applications. Joe was finally able to escape. Now, several hours later, he still has difficulty discussing his ordeal. When asked about it, his only reply is "Truckin', what a loooong strange trip it's been".
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