Alright guys, I'll post pictures as soon as I get them, but here's how it went: I show up in the convertable, everybody says wow. Then I walk up and see some of my friends from 4-H wearing camouflage dresses and vests(pictures to come) I was happy to see them, but jealous at the same time. Then one of my favorite girls from 4-H shows up in a 5.7 Hemi-powered 04 dodge pickup (how embarrassing) and she was wearing one of the best looking hot pink dresses I've ever seen. I was, again, happy, but jealous. We hung out outside because we were kinda early. My mom wanted me to get my picture taken, which cost $15, but luckily it was her money that bought it. I would have got it by myself, but the girl in line behind me was going to take hers by herself too, so we took it together. But it was still $15 per person, so the son of a gun taking pictures was making like $200 an hour for pressing a button on a camera. After that, I went in and sat down. I found out that I didn't have as many dateless girls to choose from as I thought I would. There was me, my buddy, my buddy's girlfriend, my other buddy, another one of my buddies, his girlfriend, the girl I took my picture with, some other unattractive girl, and a girl who's on my square dance team. But that was alright. Then we ate. It was impressive that I didn't get any food on my outfit at all(my dad says I'm the messiest eater he knows) Then we danced. That was fun because all of the 4-H kids sorta had our own little group on the one side, so it was just like a minature 4-H dance. The first slow dance,(God gave me you, by Blake Shelton) I danced with the girl from square dancing. That was alright. Then more pop songs and stuff. There was a little grinding and booty rubbing and such. Then the next slow dance was Brantly Gilbert's "You Don't Know Her Like I Do" I absolutely hate that song, so I sat down and took a break( I was worn out from all the other songs) Then more pop songs. The next slow dance (Is someone else calling you baby by Luke Brian) I actually danced with two girls (in somewhat of a triangle fashion) both of which were beautifly clad in Mossy Oak Break-Up. That was intresting. Then a couple more pop songs. Then for the last slow dance of the night. This is the good part. Somehow, I ended up with (bless her heart) the fattest, ugliest girl in Westmoreland County 4-H. But she is a really nice girl, and I like her, she is just a little un-attractive. Anyway, so I start dancing with her (Amber) and pretty much everybody there was dancing with sombody else there, which was good. Except for one girl who was taking pictures of all the couples that were dancing. This girl just so happened to be Victoria, the most attractive girl in Westmoreland County 4-H. She was standing there looking dissapointed about not having a partner. Amber saw this and said "Here, Victoria, dance with Ben" and stepped away. I thought "Yes! This is awesome! How great!" I held my arms out, ready for the best, (third) slow dance I ever did. Unfortunately for me, some things are too good to be true. She says "No, that's okay, you can have him" and she walks away. Bummer. But she went and got one of the moms and brought her out and danced. That was pretty funny to watch. But all in all, I had a lot of fun, and I think that's all that matters. I can't wait till next year. Ben