doubleclutchinweasel
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B-73 Restoration
doubleclutchinweasel replied to mattb73lt's topic in Antique and Classic Mack Trucks General Discussion
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"If you can rest a beer bottle on your belly while standing upright..."
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Didn't somebody on here show how to remove the entire front end as a unit? Had pictures of the Mack plant putting the entire unit on at the assembly line. Seemed like that worked well for whoever was working on one.
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Power Steering
doubleclutchinweasel replied to nam vet's topic in Antique and Classic Mack Trucks General Discussion
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If you’re still weed-eating around a tree that fell more than 2 years ago…
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In all seriousness, I’m really glad it wasn’t worse and that nobody was hurt or killed.
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Yeah. That transcends redneck, and enters into the realm of dumb-ass.
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I was always tempted to give a discount on the house I was selling if I could leave everything in it. Charge more if I have to move it all out.
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"If your rearview mirror is angled to your wife's cleavage..."
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"If you're using a car cover as a fitted bed sheet..."
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I bought a '79 Trans Am once that had a trailer hitch on it. I left it on just because it looked so out-of-place. There used to be a green late-70s Camaro here in town with a home-made hood scoop on it that pulled a boat to the lake regularly. Saw it at the dock all the time. I guess you do what you have to! You just might be...
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If socializing with your co-workers always costs you the job...
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"If your cable provider doesn't realize it..."
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In all gears, or just in low?
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"If you've ever burned out a clutch in a funeral procession..."
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"If you've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws..."
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If everyone who uses you bathroom comes out with a terrified look on their face...
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"If your shower handle is a pair of Vise-Grips..."
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Well, you just might...!!! LOL!
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I guess he lost interest after he finished that truck!
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This is one of mine... If you think a seven-course meal is a 6-pack and a 'possum...
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Don't know if this qualifies or not, but... Back when I was a traveling construction worker, I worked with a guy who wanted to go home one weekend...really, really badly. When I asked him why, he told me, "I've got a young wife and an old car. If I don't get home soon, there's gonna be a rod throwed in both of them."
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If you keep an "emergency" beer in your tackle box...
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If you mow your yard and find a car...
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Somebody mentioned Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck if..." jokes the other day. I keep one of his calendars on my desk at work. It is surprising how, if you go long enough, EVERYBODY eventually fits one of his sayings. I think I am going to post some of his better ones on this thread from time to time, and see who all will admit to being guilty. One I had the other day said, "If resuming work on your project car would require a lawn mower." Come on now! Substitute the word "truck", and who is guilty of this one? Feel free to add your own or make up new ones.
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