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doubleclutchinweasel

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  1. "If you've ever burned out a clutch in a funeral procession..."
  2. "If you've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws..."
  3. If everyone who uses you bathroom comes out with a terrified look on their face...
  4. "If your shower handle is a pair of Vise-Grips..."
  5. This is one of mine... If you think a seven-course meal is a 6-pack and a 'possum...
  6. Don't know if this qualifies or not, but... Back when I was a traveling construction worker, I worked with a guy who wanted to go home one weekend...really, really badly. When I asked him why, he told me, "I've got a young wife and an old car. If I don't get home soon, there's gonna be a rod throwed in both of them."
  7. If you keep an "emergency" beer in your tackle box...
  8. If you mow your yard and find a car...
  9. Somebody mentioned Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck if..." jokes the other day. I keep one of his calendars on my desk at work. It is surprising how, if you go long enough, EVERYBODY eventually fits one of his sayings. I think I am going to post some of his better ones on this thread from time to time, and see who all will admit to being guilty. One I had the other day said, "If resuming work on your project car would require a lawn mower." Come on now! Substitute the word "truck", and who is guilty of this one? Feel free to add your own or make up new ones.
  10. Personally, I like the DOT air line tubing. Very easy to work with. Parker makes a full line of tubing and fittings.
  11. The cable on mine had been replaced. The one they put on was longer than the original. It did not hurt, as it just made a little bigger loop.
  12. I got to hang out with Dean a good bit Saturday morning at the Waynesville show. Got my first look at the gold truck. Got to hear bits and pieces of the truck's life story. Can't wait to see it all written down in one place. Definitely has some history behind it.
  13. I keep his daily calendar on my desk so I can get some redneck humor every day.
  14. Yeah, I think that's Texas. I'm just thrilled to see that at least some of the trucks had a manual transmission in them. F@&#ing automatics...
  15. Where is that, Texas Motor Speedway?
  16. Is this the one that we followed along as it was built? https://www.overdriveonline.com/custom-rigs/article/15042831/longtime-diesel-mechanic-builds-oneofakind-1960-mack-truck
  17. Here is another one on Mickey Delia's website. https://mackmacktruck.com/mack-pictures.html
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