I had a great adventure today. My friend Jeffrey has a trailer and he volunteered to go retrieve a Dodge pickup for me. I didn't want to drive it because I have no tags, no insurance, and the inspection sticker expired in April. I might have taken a chance with everything but the insurance, that's just not worth taking a chance on- anything can happen you know. Besides, he did it for free- but I got him a case of Bud Light for doing it anyway. I started to drive the truck onto the trailer- the ramps were short and extremely steep. I don't know how he even gets his Camaro loaded on the raggly p.o.s. trailer- anyhow, the truck started to spin, then the rear slid sideways, then the front made an equal but opposite reaction, just like Einstein said, and slid off the ramps- should have put it in four wheel drive at first, but I didn't. It idles at about 1800 rpms, so it was hard to just ease along, it was either stop or go- and go quickly. So then the 3rd. member on the front end was stuck on the ramp, right front tire was off the ground. The guy I bought it from's Dad and brother were there watching us try to load it, looking like two of the Three Stooges- I think we were missing Moe, the brains of the outfit. They went and got a floor jack, and the plan was Jeffrey would put the jack on the back of the trailer and jack the truck up until the third member was clear of the ramp, then we'd just back it off and make another attempt- would have worked too, except i'd left the truck out of gear, and as soon as it was free it slid off the jack and took off backwards, right towards the front porch of their palatial home. Then we all looked like the Keystone Kops- Dad tried to open the passenger door to get in it, but the door was locked. I jumped off the trailer to get in the driver side door, but my tennis shoes couldn't get any traction on the wet grass and I landed face-first on the ground. Jeffrey grabbed the front bumper and was being dragged across the yard. We all eventually managed to grab something and finally got it stopped before it hit anything important. Just knocked over a shrub that was in a large plastic pot, ran over a bag of trash, and killed a dog or two (just kidding- no dogs were injured!). So then we locked the hubs and I put it in four-wheel low and managed to get it on the trailer without further incident. Except one of the ramps bounced against the tail gate on the way to the shop and took some paint off. But it's at the shop now, finally. I think i'll invest in a new ISC before I do anything else.