Once upon a time in the quiet Kingdom of Callaway, King David's sons approached him and said "we're bored". So David said "I have urgent binness to...er,..uh...discuss with Queen Blushing Bride- why don't you guys go build something or something. There's lots of junk- I mean, there's lots of old parts and pieces out there you can use. Help yourself to the tools, just use whatever you need. I'll be out to help you in a few hours...or maybe a few minutes." ...and 10 minutes later they drove this up to the front door- . . . . ...meanwhile, the queen went into her private bathroom. The king heard her screaming "who tha' f#@& stole my d@&* toilet seat?!!" ...then the little princess screamed "momma, momma, somebody stole my d@ toilet seat too!" The queen said "doth thee wanteth thou mouth washed out with soap?" "#%&! no", said the little princess. "F#@& that!" ...So the queen got in her car to go to the Wal-Mart store to get a new toilet seat. She reached to turn on her radio- and it was gone! The king heard her screaming "who tha' f#@& stole my d@&* radio?!!" Then she tried to start the car- The king heard her screaming "who tha' f#@& stole the d@&* engine out of my car?!!" So the good king said "come on my little princes, let us mount this chariot and flee- we shall ride like the wind! we'd best maintain a low profile for a few days- we do not want to be here when she sees what's left of her most prized possession, her great gramma's priceless antique sewing machine". They were last seen in the Minneapolismolinemilkingsawingwashtubmanurespreading...thing somewhere in Minnesota.