RowdyRebel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AlrFOBmdVI

Besides that, when you have to hide a body, there is no obvious "freshly dug up" patch on the lawn to give it away....

my "home" page... http://www.dilbert.com/fast/

That's easy enough to fix, though....randyp just sticks his head out the other side to compensate. Redneck lawn mower: Tear up enough of the lawn and ya ain't gotta worry about mowing! I use the Mack around back...

I would hope not....she's only 19 or so years old! She wouldda had to get started awful early in life to have 5 kids by now....

Whuddaya need brakes fer? Alls they do is slow ya down!

First truck I went to look at when I was looking to buy a truck was a '97 LTL9000.....475 CAT, 13 speed road ranger, 3.55 eaton rears. NOTHING electrical worked except the brake lights. Had a bunch of unplugged electrical connections under the dash, which MIGHT have been part of the problem....but I couldn't afford to spend 2 or 3 months working the bugs out of a truck before I could use it. Drove real nice, though...

Capes are preferable to tights, unless of course the superhero is a hot chick...

He looks like he could be her sister....

She's got a show on the Disney channel... ....and a couple over-produced cheesy kiddie-pop albums... ....and been in a couple movies, too. She's got money on her own accord....

damn....sucks to be you! ....so what's it like having Ron White for a daddy? http://comedians.jokes.com/ron-white/videos/ron-white---tater-salad/

I thought it was funny when that 20-something year old hoe was accusing him of being her baby daddy.... .....until it was pointed out that he was a minor at the time of the alleged encounter, and that if he WERE her baby daddy, she'd be charged with statutory rape (among other charges). ...but the kid must be doing something right....he's got a smokin' hot g/f

If you can e-mail a pic, you can post one. If the pic is on your computer: 1) click the "browse..." button below the text box where you're typing....might have to click "more reply options" if you're replying to a post (as opposed to just typing in the quick reply box at the bottom of the thread). 2) find the pic on your computer and click on it. 3) click the "attach this file" button. If the pic is on the interweb: 1) right click on the pic 2) when a menu appears, select "copy image location" 3) in the reply box, look for the icon that looks like a picture of a tree....if you hold the mouse over it, a text box will appear that says "image".....click on that icon. 4) when an "Image Properties" box appears, press & hold the "Ctrl" key on the keyboard while you type "v" (Ctrl+V)....OR when the "Image Properties" box appears, go up to the browser menu and select "edit" and "paste". Either way will enter the image address into the URL box. Click "OK" and the image will appear in your reply. OR 3) type the following "code" into the reply box with the image location pasted in the middle [img]paste image location here[/img]

I had a knock on the door a couple weeks ago...a guy asking about my "scrap metal" in front of the garage. I told him I don't have any scrap metal. I have a use for each and every piece, and I have no intention of getting rid of any of it. He said he had seen it sitting there and had tried to ask before...even talked to the boat shop guy next door about it, but wasn't going to take it without getting my permission. I thanked him for asking me, because if he had decided to help himself to it, I would have put a bullet in his head. He started saying how he thought thieves deserved to go to jail...and I corrected him. I told him "I don't believe in sending thieves to jail. I believe in sending thieves to the morgue." and I lifted my shirt so that he could see the .45 on my hip. Then the SOB had the nerve to ask me about my old Ranger sitting in the front yard....if that were for sale. I told him its not....that I have no intention to part with ANYTHING on my property, and that it would be in his best interest to leave. As for the cops responding, the courts have ruled repeatedly that the police have no duty or obligation to respond to ANY call. You have no legal recourse against the police if they do not show up after you call them and you suffer an injury or loss as a result of their failure to arrive. I don't know if people just aren't aware of that fact or if they've just flat out lost their minds when they argue that people shouldn't be allowed to defend themselves and their property. The way I look at it is that if you want to rely upon the police for protection, it's your choice....but don't try to make my choice for me. I worked hard for what I've got, and I'm not about to sit on my hands while anyone else "helps themselves" to it. If I catch them, they will pay a price so high they will quickly come to the conclusion that what little I have wasn't worth the price they are now being forced to pay. Best thing you can do anymore is to secure your shit as best you can, and put the fear of God into anyone attempting to relieve you of it....but even that won't necessarily work, because it assumes they believe in God. Considering the church I've been going to for the last year or so had it's air conditioner stolen twice in 3 months last summer (and probably cut up for scrap) by some low-life good-for-nothing scum-sucking window-licker trying to score some green to fund his drug habit....I doubt they are worrying about what the Man upstairs has to say about their activities.

Shoot to kill.

Did you tell the shop what was wrong with the seat? Or did you just tell them it needed fixing and it was up to them to figure out what you didn't think was right with it? I've seen a lot of company drivers give half-assed descriptions of what is wrong and expect the shop to figure it out. If things are busy, the shop won't want to waste time trying to find a problem, so they'll do a quick & easy fix that might solve your problem since they don't really know what the problem is. One thing I've found through the years is that the more specific you can be about a problem...the more details you can give the shop....the more successful they will be in actually fixing the problem.

...so what exactly makes a dirty word dirty? Isn't it just a bunch of letters strung together? For example, why is "shit" a foul word that offends some, but "poop", "crap", "turd", etc. are all OK to use? Don't they all mean the same damn thing? They are just words. What is so offensive about them?

Shame ya don't live 'round here.....most of our troubles can be solved with a 12 gauge.

Yup....remington 870 with with a 20" bbl and an extended magazine tube (holds 7 rounds + 1 in the chamber). Shell carriers on the stock and on the receiver hold 11 more rounds. Surefire light on the muzzle with a pressure switch on the forend let me light 'em up REAL good.....and if you're lit up, you's in my sights. Added the heat shield just for S&G....makes it look bad-ass.

Screw the #4 shot. If something is worth shooting, I want it to KNOW its been shot. I keep my scattergun loaded with alternating rounds of this: and this: Like I said, if something is worth shooting at, it is worth making sure it knows it has been hit.

Dozer has too been out of Illinois..... Texas, Arkansas, Missouri, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Wisconsin, Ohio, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Iowa, Minnesota, South Dakota, Wyoming, and Montana. Hell, I might even be forgetting one or two more....that dog's been around.