RowdyRebel

That's why the only phone number you'll find on my truck is the one that rings my cell phone....and I ain't to kind when I answer the phone when I don't recognize the number on the caller ID: "Who the hell are you and why the fuck are you calling me?" It's more fun than saying "Hello?"

Are you complainin'?

As long as she has a nice ass, she can show it all she wants....

Them puppies is on the interweb too....

....although some of 'em were still awful goofy lookin'

The ones where you can see they're chasing a ball look downright evil....

Freshman year of high school...I had a lot of teachers who had been around a while. Since I went to the same high school as my parents, many of these teachers had pictures in my mom's yearbooks. Anyway, my english teacher was harassing me a bit and generally getting on my nerves, so one night I made xerox copies of all of the teachers I had that were still there. MOST of the teachers (the guys) were mighty proud of the pics....some of them even hanging them up on the chalk board for a few days. My english teacher, on the other hand, not so cool with it. When she saw the old pic circulating around the class, she snatched it up and quickly asked who brought it. I raised my hand and said it was my doing, and she told me to see her after class. So when the bell rang and class was dismissed, I walked up to her desk. I picked up the picture from the corner of her desk & looked at it, then at her, then back at the picture, before turning back to her and saying "Man, Ms. (teacher's name), the years have NOT been kind to you" and walking out the door. Amazingly enough, from that day forward she wanted absolutely NOTHING to do with me....which suited me just fine.

Amazing what you stumble upon on the interweb... more underwater dogs...

The hood sounds like a pretty easy fix. The driver, on the other hand.....

M&M's......Mullets & Moobs.

...'cept that wasn't a woman

gonna be a sleepless night.....alarm goes off in 3 hours. Still got an hour's worth of racing to go....and that's after they get started racing again. ....at least the drivers are being sent back to their cars now.

Rick Santorum is the only presidential candidate sponsoring a car in tonight's race......#26 Tony Raines.....currently sitting in 3rd place in his Ford.

Lap 160 RED FLAG: The jet dryer and track are still in flames. Dave Blaney is the leader, with Landon Cassill in second place, Tony Raines third and David Gilliland fourth. Lap 160 Juan Montoya's car has hit one of the jet dryers, and the truck is engulfed in flames in Turn 3. Lap 159 The leaders are on pit road. Several take two tires only. Lap 157 YELLOW FLAG NO. 7: David Stremme blows an engine and then spins in front of a small pack of traffic. Fortunately, he is the only car involved. Lap 154 Incredibly, the first 15 cars are separated by less than a second.

....Red flagged after Juan Pablo Montoya crashed his car into the back of a jet dryer in turn 3, spilling 200+ gallons of jet fuel onto the track which quickly caught fire in the crash. So much for the "new" racing surface.

Hey...it's not his fault fuel prices are going up....nevermind the fact that he shut down the deep well drilling in the gulf (which caused the rigs to go to other wells off the shores of other countries), as well as blocking the pipeline from Canada, and making it damn near impossible to extract resources from federal land....or even his limp-wristed response to Iran and utter failures in all things related to the middle east. If you listen to Obama, these high fuel prices are the sign of economic recovery...NOT related at all to his incompetance. Besides, what do we need all that oil for? We've got solar and wind energy companies going bankrupt (even WITH billions of dollars of taxpayer money backing 'em), taxpayer subsidies for companies willing to convert food into fuel (which also has caused FOOD prices to go through the roof)....not to mention the promise to look into turning pond scum into fuel......

Yup. I was impressed the first time the M&M's Toyota threw sparks sliding sideways down the track and he saved it. Then I fell asleep. Had to go online this morning to see who won & watched the video of the rainbow warrior attempting to spin him out & wound up going for a ride himself. Never really liked Tony Stewart, either, but he's got some mad skills behind the wheel of a race car, too. You don't have to LIKE a driver in order to RESPECT their abilities... I think the replay is supposed to be on at 4 central....gonna have to try to stay awake for it.

...off to a magnificent start with an awesome rendition of our National Anthem by Little Big Town.

When I was in college, there was a pedestrian bridge from east campus (where several dorms were located) over the main highway to the main campus (where pretty much all of the classes were held). Every move-in or move-out day, it was great entertainment to watch the university prepare....painting the overpass where the road passed beneath it a bright yellow, with "low clearance" signs and everything. All that didn't seem to matter...because each and every time, 2 or more U-Hauls would wind up smashing the heck out of "Mom's Attic" as they tried to fit a tall truck under a short bridge.... ...hope they bought the insurance.

Even the SCHOOLS are jumping on the chikkin nuggit bandwagon.... I think a state agent would be getting an ass kicking if that were my child. A turkey & cheese sammich with a bananna, apple juice, and potato chips sounds a hell of a lot healthier than chikkin nuggits....but then what do I know? I would also instruct the child that if it ever happened again, to start screaming at the top of her lungs....making the most ear-piercing shrill noise humanly possible....and not to stop until they gave the lunch mommy made with love back to her. I will not have the school getting my child hooked on these danged chikkin nuggits......

I don't care who you are, that's funny.

NAPA around here has a pretty damn good supply of parts...truck parts too. They are usually my 1st stop if I can't get to Mack.

I don't buy or pay for anything online. I don't pay extra fees either. If I'm going to be charged a "convenience fee" for paying over the phone with a credit card, I'll write a check and mail in the payment....if they want extra money to get paid now, they can wait for what I actually owe 'em.

Hell, my fiance's digital camera can turn on, snap 3 pictures, turn off, turn on again and snap 2 more pics before mine even powers up to snap the first pic.... ...that and the fact that the resolution on my new cell phone's camera is damn near as good as my digital camera.... ....probably means I need a new digital camera. Hell, I've had the thing for 8 or 9 years now....and paid less than $100 for it back then.