1958 F.W.D.

Leece-Neville is usually a pretty good product, we have their alternators on our firetrucks as per our specs.

He's probably asking Poppy "whats stinkyfinger?" or "why are the guys telling me to roll a fat girl in flour and look for the wet spot?"

Yes, go to the Tilted Kilt instead.....The ladies there are all sweet and innocent and are working their way through nun school.

you guys are all a bad influence on me.........

Ohhh I think I'm gonna barf and laugh at the same time...... If it smells like fish and tastes like chicken, yer in the right place- keep on lickin'!!!!!!!!!!

I thought that thing looked familiar.......

That was OUTSTANDING!!!! I just laughed my ass off so hard my wife asked from the other room what I was carrying on about.....

Always remember kid- fat girls need love too (and they will do ANYTHING.) And there's no such thing as bad rompage- just some of it is a little better than the rest. Romping with a fat girl is like driving a Kenworth- it's good, you just dont want to be seen doing it.

Going stag can be a good thing- you dont have to go to the after-party with one girl, you can go with four!!!!!! And I have first dibbs on getting to sniff his fingers......... (ooooh did I say that out loud?......can you tell I'm married with children?)

Thats because no one IN their right mind is behind him.......

Fat, drunk and stupid are no way to go through life.

-Whoa.......ummmm......dude........ummmm......maybe.....just maybe, and I'm spitballin' here......maybe you might just better stay put for the preservation of your marriage? There will be other Macungies!!!!!!!! Best of luck to you and the wife with the pregnancy, you guys will be in my thoughts. All three of my wife's calvings have been high-risk but she was able to deliver naturally, so I sorta know what yer going through,

Hey did you see my message about Macungie and flying in? See if you can get a flight to Lehigh Valley Intern'l Airport, I could pick you up there thursday night, friday night or early saturday AM.....lemme know if you need help with a hotel room. Big day of the show is Saturday. If you cannot get there, but you can get to Philly, I could tell you which trains to hop to come out to the suburbs where I could pick you up.....no offense dude I aint coming to Philly Intern'l unless I absolutely have to!!!!! LOL

Paging Mr. Martinelli.....

Get off my lawn. See if you can get a flight into Lehigh Valley Airport, I can pick you up. LV is much much closer than Philly or Newark. If you DO have to go into Philly I'll edumacate you on which train to get onto, have you come out to the 'burbs, and will pick you up there.

Contact Bob Adams Sr at Adams Fire Protection in Ridley Park, Pa. I know he has one for sale right now, 12V, in mint condition, I think he wants $900 for it. Tell him Yardo from the Warminster Navy Base sent you.

Get an engine oil analysis done before you buy the truck.

I was going to use these guys to do the clutch I mentioned earlier- found them on the internet. Called out there and talked to someone, dont remember who, but they were super nice, and when they told me the price along with shipping, it would have cost me more to ship round trip that the cost of doing the clutch. So I asked the guy about someone closer to me, and he suggested D & W. I appreciate the fact that they were honest and even went as far to suggest a good vendor closer to me.

They are currently widening the Northeast Extension of the Pa Tpk (I476) between the east-west turnpike (MM20) and MM35

What about playing with yourself NOT in front of the mirror?

My wife's family is hungarian (the country, not the mental/physical sensation) and I get this kind of stuff force-fed to me at most major holidays- Halumpkies (the cabbage leaves stuffed with ground beef/rice/onions with seasonings) and cooked in a tomato-based sauce is my favorite. My father in law also makes stuffed peppers in the same pot of sauce, so the flavor from the peppers gets into the sauce and it is awesome. Pierogies are also a family favorite, potato/cheese fried with onions in lard, served with sour cream on the side.....mmmmmmmmm

I think I just threw up in my mouth

I think the term in jail should be double that of the term served in office. And no time off for good behavior or probation.

Hey George, if you ever call out to FWD/Seagrave for info/factory files on your truck, you will be connected to a woman named Molly in the parts department. She is a cranky old carmudgeon of a bitch. I envision her as a 300 pound load who has to sit on 2 desk chairs and any attempt to get her off of them (and the four doughnuts out of her mouth); like a request for her to pull your factory file will only result in her becoming annoyed that she has to drag her fat ass off of those two chairs. But I could be wrong, I am stereotyping but thats what she sounds like on the phone. She will give you any and all excuses to get you to stop bothering her and removing her from more important work (presumably studying menus from local take-out places for todays lunch order.....) Her greatest ploy which she has pulled on several people that I know will be to tell you she needs the factory sales order number- because thats how the files are stored. I happen to know for a fact that is wrong. She will also tell you that you have to send in $75.00 before she will pull the file- yes FWD/Seagrave does advertise a $75 cost for your file, but I am told that they will tell you first what is in it before they will reproduce it- which she will not tell you- she tells you that you have to send the money before she pulls the file- even if the only thing in your file is moths and dust. Just a heads up. Good luck!!!

Mack458 are you sure you didnt mean to say the area code was 410????