1. First thing: disappear off the grid faster than a set of chrome rims at a puff daddy concert. Delete all email addresses, all facebook profiles, emails, current telephone number, etc. Only my friends will know how to contact me and that will probably be through a burner phone. 2. Lawyers, Accountants, Financial planers 3. Pay off all current debt, car payments, mortgage, etc. 4. I'm getting a brand spanking new Nissan Titan with the 5.0 Cummins. And maybe a mid-90's diesel Excursion or diesel Suburban, fully restored. Mommy gets her dream van: a brand spanking new all-wheel drive Toyota Sienna. 5. New house in the middle of nowhere, with enough land to build a kickass man cave for all my toys and a separate shop. The wife gets a girly cave too. My parents get an in-law suite. If I am in a good mood at the time I will pay off her mother's mortgage with the understanding that the battle axe stays in Vegas where she lives. 6. Trusts set up for Large, Medium, Small and Extra Small. 7. A few million bucks goes to the ATCA. ATHS aint getting squat because they're a bunch of greedy &%#@#s. 8. I would start an antique truck and fire truck restoration business and parts distributor for hard to find stuff. 9. I would pay off lobbyists, congressmen and senators to make 2-stroke Detroit Diesel engines illegal to have. 10. Rent a wing at Walt Disney World's Wilderness Lodge Resort, and pay the way for everyone on here and their kids and grandkids to fly down to Florida (piss on hatcity he can hitchhike the 20 miles) for a week and have one hell of a BMT Party one night.