1958 F.W.D.
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1958 F.W.D.'s post in Slaying a Volvo was marked as the answer
(high nasally voice) "I passed a Vulva!!! I passed a vulva!!! Lookit me I passed a vulva!!!" Big fooking deal I could have passed that thing on my bicycle pedaling backwards...........
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1958 F.W.D.'s post in Meeting of the minds part 5 was marked as the answer
Who did that.......WHO THE F**K DID THAT!!!! WHO'S THE LITTLE SLIMY COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE-TOED C**KSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO PARKED THAT SHITBARGE NEXT TO A SUPERDOG?????
NOBODY, HUH? THE FAIRY F**KING GODMOTHER DID IT!!! OUTF**KINGSTANDING!!!!! I'LL PEE-TEE YOU ALL UNTIL YOU F**KING DIE!!!! I'LL PEE-TEE YOU UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK!!!!........(grabs 84superdog by the collar) WAS YOU, YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE F**K, HUH???
"SIR, NO SIR!"
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT, YOU LOOK LIKE A F**KING WORM!!! I BET IT WAS YOU!!!!
"SIR, NO SIR!"
(Slpwlkr pipes up) SIR I DID IT SIR!!!!
Well.....No Shit??!!! What have we got here.....a f**king comedian.....Private Joker.......I admire your honesty....Hell I like you.....You can come over to my house and drive my F.W.D......!!!! (smashes Slpwlkr in the gut)
YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG!!! I'VE GOT YOUR NAME!!! I'VE GOT YOUR ASS!!!! YOU WILL NOT LAUGH!! YOU WILL NOT CRY!!! YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS, I WILL TEACH YOU NEVER TO PARK THAT SHITBARGE PETE NEXT TO A SUPERLINER AGAIN!!! NOW GET UP, GET ON YOUR FEET!!!!!!!!
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1958 F.W.D.'s post in Maspeth,Ny was marked as the answer
Just talked to dumbass slpwlkr, and he isnt going to Wrong Island- he's going to Maspeth, Queens. The address of his pickup is 53-20 44th Street, which is right in the shadow of the clover leaf of the BQE and the LIE. He's in Decatur, Illinois right now (2154 Tues night.) I advised him that taking I-80 in to the GW and dropping down was just as bad as as I-78 and up through the Outerbridge or Goethals and across Staten Island through Bklyn. However as he has to be there Thursday AM to load thursday during the day, taking the I-78 route in has the benefit of staying at a hotel in Allentown he knows has parking and takes pets- and also is located close by that asshole 1958 FWD's house where he can go mooch dinner and maybe take the FWD for a spin.......If he leaves the hotel in Allentown no later than 0430 or 0500 he should be able to make that address by 0800-1000 even in traffic. No matter how he does it, he's gonna hit traffic, and from the google maps view of the address it doesn't look like the greatest of hoods- so he's prolly better off staying out this way Weds night. All the truckstops on 80 and 78 in Jersey fill up at night.
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