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Costello calls and wants to buy a computer from Abbott… ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Hi. Yes, I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W." COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3&4. Can I watch them? ABBOTT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great, with what? ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOTT: You click the blue "1." COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOTT: The blue "1." COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"! ABBOTT: No, just one. but its the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It's pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. COSTELLO: And that Word is the real one? ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office. COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (LATER) COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?? ABBOTT: Click on "START"..........
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Seems the last thing they want to admit is it was an accident caused by a careless driver in a car? No deep pockets there but a major company? Sue Sue Sue. Sure the lawyers are "helping" the investigation along" Any thing happening to help the Fed Ex drivers family? Keep us in the loop. Paul
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My wife just gave Microsoft $119.99 for Windows 8 for her lap top. Installed it and updated to 8.1 plus all the patches, get her the Microsoft Security updates for 8.1 for her. After this is all done she gets this message after boot up Windows 8.1 will no longer receive security updates or support after 13 May. This is your 4 week countdown warning. From Microsoft site “Windows 8.1 Update is a cumulative update to Windows 8.1,” said Microsoft Senior Product Marketing Manager Ben Hunter: “next month’s security updates (on May 13th, the next ‘Patch Tuesday’) will be dependent on Windows 8.1 Update.” N ow to try and get her money back. Paul
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Only when they perfect morals transplants for politicians....
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Now a few minutes ago I heard on the radio that the CHIPS and CALDOT spokesmen said they feel the eye witnesses are wrong about the truck being on fire before the accident. Witnesses telling the same story are wrong? I agree with the RV drivers getting a test for a License endorsement to drive them an air brake endorsement would be good too, but that would probably open an entire process that would end RV and antique truck driving. You know the gubberment never does thing half adzed. What I would like to see is that part of the driving test includes entering and exiting an Expressway or Freeway. About one out of 50 actually know how to used the entrance and exit lanes. Paul
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Isn't this weather crazy? We are calling for a freeze warning on the south eastern shore of L.I. with a chance of light snow in the early AM Wednesday. The wineries near the farm are retarping their vines so it's possible I guess Crazy
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Go to more reply options when you need to copy or cut and paste.The last 3 "boxes with brown envelopes" above this area are for: plane text, exact copied text and the last is to attach photos from what ever service you use. Paul
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In 1973 there was a movie call Executive Action about the Kennedy Assassinations. Probably the 1st "conspiracy " movie on the Kennedy brothers assassinations. The closing scene of the movie is LBJ at what looks like a board meeting. Burt Lancaster listening to LBJ's plans quietly explains the there are 7 major corporations that run the Federal Government and control the world economy, do our bidding and you'll live a long prosperous life. Seems the plot is coming to pass doesn't it. Paul
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I'd write it off to the battery pack and electric motor in the Prious acted like a big magnet and attracted all the Mack Metal right to it.
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No stopping a load of Redi Mix. Like a mini tidal wave.
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Aisian built Solar power and Reid against the cows and turtles... all about the monies. Just for the BLM and Harry F.Y.I. Tortoise Cow Pie
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When you get it and start the fix up, he'll be right there at your side. I can tell he's a stand up guy. Paul
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They have 29 trucks in their fleet and all are working trucks. Modern tires and power packs in the non MACKS http://www.litzenburgerlandscape.com/our-fleet/
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Don't forget the SOB turncoat Kerry who married the heiress of Heinz Corp... Doesn't Pelosi also have major interests in Dole? They're all the same. Cumo in N.Y. privatized the Long Island Power Authority and "awarded" the contract to PSEG whom he and his girl friend own 30% of.... No conflict of interests there says he. Paul
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Thanks for the info Bob. I figured it was not what the media said. Paul
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Except Russia. the Ukraine oil company Nadra Ukrainy , Russian oil company OAO LUKOIL, American owned Royal Dutch Shell and EXXON -Mobile benefit from the take over of the Ukraine. See the Ukraine has the Skifska gas field is estimated to hold recoverable gas reserves in the range of 200-250 billion cubic meters. The field is likely to produce five billion cubic meters of gas annually once developed. EXXON - Mobile and Royal Dutch Shell have a 50-year production/ profit sharing agreement that will net EXXON Mobile alone$ 400 to $500 million a year in profit. Putin is the same as Obama. . . anything for big business and a profit. As for the Environmentalists? The most fertile farm land in the U.S.A. had it's water diverted by the EPA to protect the habitat of a Smelt. On L.I. the former Naval Weapons Center at Calverton has 90% of the development stopped because of a Fiddle Head Fern. Long Island Duck was world famous, the duck farms are all closed because They are near the water! Ducks and Water oh my the humanity of it all!
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Be a nice project for you and Daniel. Paul
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Litzenburger Landscape in Harbor Springs, Michigan, stands out from all the other landscape businesses by using classic trucks for the company fleet.
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I repaired the Steering wheel in my 41 Chevy Convertible and another for my 1963 Corvan with the Eastwood's Steering wheel repair kit. Works very well if you follow the directions to the letter. I double cleaned the cracks to be sure. Paul http://www.eastwood.com/master-steering-wheel-repair-kit-w-instruc.html
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She is moving tentatively to help in the new IRS Health Care division according to the Washington Post. I've paid my ACA "Patriots Tax" and expect to pay many more. I agree with Joe. Glad I'm not younger.
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