randyp

Lucerne, I got educated on mountains when I was bout 20, in an R model with load of logs and no engine brake. I made it safely down, dint tear nothing up but my nerves, and is a moment of my life I will never forget. I really think my life was flashing fore my eyes when all that happened. It was actually more of a very long steep hill, bout a mile, and is famous for all the cement trucks it has claimed, turning over at turn at bottom. Road actually dead ends at bottom, you have to make a turn either right or left, or go through front gate of steel mill, prolly at a high rate of speed without security pass. After that, I went 4 miles further every day to avoid hill. I did just last year haul dozer down it in Killer B, dint seem to scare me as bad that time though, course it had been almost 40 years since last gamble,,,,randyp

I definitely would like to have an auto transmission in dump truck though. It would really make it easier and safer hiring drivers. Transmission and clutch are the real vulnerable parts when sticking drivers in trucks, specially toward end of day when they start tiring out. randyp

I run the oldies but goodies, not having even a smidgeon of trouble. randyp

We (aliens) have him. He knew too much. When we locate his brain, he will be de-programmed from his earthly ways, and become one of us. The human called "Olivetroad" is next on the list. Vector the terrible

My screws are not only loose, the threads are stripped,,,randyp

(note to mother ship),,,Human olive is on to us,,,send reinforcements,,,Olive must be stopped,,hint,,disguise yourself as hay balers and can sneak on to his farm,,be careful though,,he may scrap you,,,randyp (alias,,Vector the terrible from star cluster 14)

Nahhh,,,he would be well out of fuel before 4 states. He may walk across 4 states toting fuel jug, just gonna take longer,,,randyp

Where would you bury a man living EAST of the mississippi river?

Well dern your scrawny noo joisee hide Mark!! Why you just look at all the wheat you trampled down and ruint just to take that picture! I woulda fed 7 ethiopians for 3 weeks! Well, that just beats all,,,,randyp

heh heh heh,,,I think they all taste like chicken David,,,,randyp

Amen my brothers! I got one of those left wingers too. When you figure them out, clue me in on how! LOL randyp

Let me know if you ever figger how to make a bassett stop barking too Olive,,(anything other than an ounce of lead in his left ear). I got one so big his belly leaves ruts in ground when he walks, leaves mounds of doodoo that mower gets stuck on, ifn I stop feeding him constantly, he starts chewing trees down in yard. Spot has tried to discipline him, He just flops over and thumps his tail (wich must weigh 27 lbs.) and Spot gives up and walks off. I guess Spot figures he wont stand and fight like a fat dog, so whats the point. Spot has actually bitten several chunks outta him, but always spits them out, must taste bad,,,,randyp

heh,,,its not whats on their head, its whats in their heart,,,(sometimes pure meanness),,,,randyp

Dernit Tom, to hell with the fruit and shit,,,just eat the squirrels and rabbits,,,,randyp

Well, we could just change the title of your post to "What a fun way to ejaculate". randyp

That phallic,,,,err,,,water bottle looks like it takes a coupla D-cell batteries. Are you sure you was just baling hay? randyp

I almost forgot to add,,Parents, Dont let your 12 year olds try this at home! This act was performed by a highly trained 12 year old professional years ago, and should just be left at that. I didnt realize my body had that many orifices to exude fluid,,eyes, ears, nose, ass, mouth,,,,yeah, prolly my penis too. Its quite probable i ejected and ejaculated at same time,,,,randyp

I almost went like that when I was bout 12 years old. I aint kidding either. Me and coupla others was prowling pasture one day, was going cross top of tall steep pasture and spotted old tractor tire on top. Some young asshole mentoned getting inside it at top of hill and rolling to bottom. Naturally, I volunteered. (again, hold my beer and watch this shit). We stood it up, I got in cockpit (actually, middle of tire). I realized what bad judgement it was about 30 feet or so going down hill, I think I had started to achieve terminal velocity, realized I had no brake pedal inside tire, some asshole must have left that part on former tractor. As I was not wearing a G-suit at the time, I began to lose conciousness, wasnt even halfway down hill yet. I hit what they told me later was a small stump, and achieved liftoff, however, we had neglected to balance tire properly and instead of rolling when I came down, it was more of a tumble, at wich point I was happily ejected, or either I pulled ejection lever and punched out, kinda fuzzy at this point. Anyway, I was glad to be rid of tire, and finish getting all that vomit outa my mouth,,,randyp

I agree Olive. Wish I had summa that money back i spent on cars as a younger dummer man. It is true, as we age, we get wiser,,,,randyp

I have tonnages of pics on my camera Tom, have been performing like you trained me, but still havent got this stoopid arse computer to upload them anymore. I am stymied, bumfuzzled, aghast,,,,have reloaded disc, drivers, prolly got me some award winning pics and cant share them. Some may be as famous as that Iwo Jima pic, I gotta get this figured out. I still never cease to be amazed and collectified by your (the master) kodiackatronomy skills! My goal in life is to reach that level. Keep up the good work!! randyp

I wonder if he made that famous statement that I heard so many times as a young man fore that happened,,,,something like,,,"Hold my beer and watch this shit!" randyp

Heh heh,,thas tempting, but would be kinda like doodooing in my cheerios. I run too regular in this small town and he would harass me all the time then. Everbody oughta just love everbody, even though it was temptatious,,,,randyp

Amen to all above,,,,randyp

A regular trooper stopped me in 86 R-model the other day, had me come to front of truck, glanced at my license, and told me he stopped me for not wearing my seat belt. I was wearing one of those yellow safety T-shirts. I told him I was wearing it. He got real official sounding, told me my first mistake was not wearing it, my second mistake was trying to lie to him, and my third was wearing the safety yellow shirt that clearly showed no shoulder strap, in wich he was "trained" to look for. I told him it was an 86 and wasnt equipped with it, just the lap belt, which I was wearing. He looked like he had swallowed a turd, climbed up in truck, looked at my lap belt, looked for shoulder strap of wich never was there, and climbed down apologizing like hell. I just laughed and said no problem. He said it was a new one on him. He was fresh out of trooper college I think. I guess he knows now,,,randyp

Heh Heh,,I aint shot any of my buddies yet, guess it could happen though,,,LOL,,,yeah, I bought one from CMP several years ago and its my favorite rifle,,,randyp