randyp

Ahem,,,I,,,sir,,,am appalled, aghast, and defibrillated that you would question me, veteran of the Star Cluster 14 wars, wherewith I participated, having personally shot down 14 enema craft with only my proton cannon, took part in the rape and pillage of aforementioned cluster, (I guess the rape part classifies it as a true "cluster fuck"), that you would think I wouldnt know my spacecraft! I do bleeve pologies may be in order. I bleeve my previous ID of craft to be true and correct. You bound to have your head in uranus or sumpin. I cept your pologies and have a grand easter. May the farce be with yous joisy guys,,,,,randyp

I am afraid to clone myself Timothy. Each cloning produces a less intelligent person, and Im a lil afraid of working with a less intelligent clone of myself. Sides all that, would hate to lose my temper and have to whip my own ass. Presents a lot of problems, prolly would drive all the women round here crazy also, not to mention gorillas. Thanks for advice though,,,,randyp

Thas definitevly a saucer Tom. I can see a piece of the tarp not tied down good, checked my UFO diagram chart that i keep on the wall, and I bleeve its a 2009 Startitan model 7. They only made those for 2 years, had a lot of glitches with the Warp reactors. They were originally manufactured on nebula 14. The second pic is actually the warp reactor for it, well, half of it anyway. They rode pretty good, but developed a vibration at anything above warp .00716, hence the early manufactoring cancelation. As usual, you are my photoiatric mentor, good job, just be on lookout for black helicopters now....randyp

heh heh,,I know u right! randyp

I had me a 300 yard dirt doodling job last week slpwlker, hired me a retired trackhoe operator who just wants to work part time. He loaded trucks, 2 R models and I would go dump one while he loaded other, then swap trucks and do it again. It was a distance haul of bout 300 yards, just me running both trucks trying to keep an empty one under him. That ole fart laughed all day watching me pass myself several times. I think I did an unusual amount of mumbling to myself that week. I did sleep good at night though. That last truck I bought few months back is really working out real good also, 2 stick 6 speed, and it is one stout dirt hauling rascal! randyp

Fire everybody and do it all yourself, and like Hat said...Pay attention. I dont want nothing on my jobs but mack, they gotta be R models, and they gotta have the screwy looking, upside down rear ends. Keep your haul road maintained,,i.e.,,keep ruts knocked down, dont use air conditioning, slam your thumb in truck door first thing in the morning, then you will be all primed and ready to get after it, dont eat lunch either, its just a time waster. Mumble to yourself a lot also. Try to keep your sanity, that part dont bother me, never had any anyway. Good Luck,,,,randyp

You better cut that out young man,,first your eyesight fails, then your memory, then you get carpal tunnel. randyp

Or none at all,,like me,,and I never go to bed without my aluminum foil nightcap on,,,keeps aliens from invading my brain,,randyp (and oh yeah, the gorilla dances with a G-string on)

I really would like to see a picture of Tom and Obama hugging though, bet Tom would reach round and give his ass a lil "squeeze". randyp

Well I will be dipped in doodoo and rolled in cornflakes,,I missed my buddies borndate,,well,,,Happy Birthday Tom! randyp

Happy Birthday to the King of Macks, leastways owning that many oughta qualify you as the King,,,have a good one,,,randyp

Careful there young man, that kinda working noise and all is addictive! It ever gets in your blood, youll never get it out. However, come on down to Texas this summer, climb in one, (no air conditioning), 108 degrees in shade,,,,and it may just cure you,,,,LOL,,,,randyp

Well thas good! Congratulations and have a good and safe day. Dont be too eager and do anything unsafe and have a good productive day,,proud for you! randyp

Sad to hear that,,,condolenses to all family and friends,,,,randyp

Thanks Hat and all. We are all fine here, just rainy and stormy and a lil windy. I did watch that on the news when i got home this evening, that was really bad in dallas, it was unbelievable watching those trailers going 3 or 4 hundred feet in the air!!! They have a tremendous amount of damage there. To me, a tornado is bout the scariest thing there is. Thanks all for asking,,,,randyp

I just bout would rather sit in dirt and cry or starve to death than air 40 tires up though,,,maybe thas why they invented flares and cell phones,,,,randyp

I still member the sound of those air starters on big V-12 cummins on old long nose euclids when I worked in mines. They had a nice unique sound, one you would like to wake your neighbor to, if you didnt like your neighbor,,,,randyp

I must be using those batteries that go on and on and on and on,,,,and truck hops like a bunny,,,,randyp

Its sunday, I could grab that 4th chicken from the right and wrang his neck for a right tasty dinner,,,randyp

I dont get it, he still gets the big bucks,,,doesnt he? lemme see now, doing my math,,,300 bucks times a million,,hmm,,,naught plus one, carry my 2,,,cipher, cipher, add all the sixes, divide by seven,,,lemme get back to you on this olive, gonna go outside and crank the generator so i can plug ciphering machine in,,no,,wait,,,cipering machine runs off 440 volt,, well,, lemme get my shoes offn then,,,randyp

You used "dumb" and "logger" together in a sentence, you aint posed to do that. Its like saying dumb twice,,,heh heh,,,onliest kidding,,,,randyp

heh heh,,I feel your pain Olive,,,my wife and my daughter are both English majors. I get corrected rather regularly, dont do much good though, I think I got to where I just butcher it on purpose now, I enjoy being a "pain". randyp

Glad to see you survived that Hat, you are one lucky fellow! randyp

Pardon my frenchness, but that sumbitch is dummer than a rock. randyp

One of these days afore i retire,,(again),,,ahm gonna have me one those heavy dooty big stout DM 800,s. I like em,,,I got all kinds of good new pics Tom, but still havent got this computer to load them from camera chip. Dont know whats wrong wid it,,,randyp