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randyp

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  1. heh heh heh,,,I hear you I do David,,,,randypee
  2. I guess if you sat in a bathtub and pissed, prolly get "athletes pecker",,,,,randyp
  3. I dont doubt what "standing in piss" prolly causes athletes foot,,,,randyp
  4. picture change test,,,this is only a test,,do not adjust your computer,,,randyp
  5. DOT would be really proud of me round here ifn I brought that home. Theyre already looking at me kinda crosseyed. It sure would look good with a big load of pond sludge on it though. Stop tempting me Tom! I dooooo like that truck! randyp
  6. Well put some power service additive in the fuel, piss in the urea tank and turn the carburator cover upside down where you can hear the 4 barrel kick in and stand on it,,,,randyp
  7. However,,,,I DO NOT URINATE IN SHOWER,,,,thas just plain nasty. I bet cavemen didnt even do that. randypee
  8. Sorry, am easily distracted and drawn off track, dementia, dyslexia, after effects of the 60's, too many head injuries, caffeine, codeine, diesel fumes containing tainted urea, and excessive RPM's on a 125. I will struggle to improve and relate with co-habitants of Big Mack Trucks. pydnar,,,er,,,randyp
  9. No matter how hard i shove, computer wont take picture. I may need a different lubricant,,,randyp
  10. Name: Killer B Date Added: 27 October 2011 - 02:18 PM Owner: randyp View Item
  11. On a sidenote, and whilst on this subject, as a young man, (seems like a long time ago), I raced motorcross. I always used premix fuel, 2 strokes were the going thing in racing in those days. I always used "bean oil" as did most other people in those days. I swear that was the sweetest smelling stuff I have ever smelt in my life, I almost enjoyed being in back of the pack, as I usually was, and getting to smell that aroma. It had a smell like nothing else, I miss it, wish I could get a "woof" of that again. It may even have a Fountain of Youth effect on me. It must have been really good oil, i think castrol made it, but i never seized an engine. I did seize an engine one time on the highway with an oil injected Kawasaki 125cc enduro. i was using "Klotz" in the injection tank. I dont think it was the oils fault though. I was trying to see just how fast it would go, got it up to 72 MPH, was bent over the handle bars like they do on crotch rockets now, man, i wasnt far from sound barrier, expansion chamber really singing, and dern thing seized up in middle of bridge on two lane road. That was really a ride, wouldnt wanna repeat it though. Lifes lessons learned,,,,,,randyp
  12. heh heh,,,maybe a good way to stop tailgaters though,,,randyp
  13. Is it considered sex if Im by myself? randyp
  14. Now thas a rough looking thumb Tom, be kinda uncomfortable standing round doing nothing with that one up your ass,,,randyp
  15. Sad news, will keep you and family in our prayers, so sorry,,,,,randyp
  16. I know you right Ajt! randyp
  17. heh heh heh heh heh heh,,,,randyp
  18. Yeah, Just cant put Spot on safety or unload him,,,LOL randyp
  19. Taurus makes a neat looking .410/45 revolver Tom. I like it cause of the .410 capability. You can buy .410 shells that have a mix of buckshot and small discs. Guess that sounds a lil too gory, I dont want to shoot anybody either, but I guess when it comes to my family, I could mess em up pretty good. randyp
  20. heh heh,,,looks like the sniper caught a round right through the scope,,,randyp
  21. Welcome Denny,,,Go razorbacks,,,Go longhorns,,,Go Mack,,,randyp
  22. randyp

    Well Dammit:

    My sentiments exactly Rob,,,,,randyp
  23. Reading how Tom doctors, massages, and tinkers with pictures is kinda like hearing a sniper tell how he adjusts windage, elevation, and reads mirage for that "One shot, One kill". randyp
  24. Dont try to fix the truck spring with a bungee cord,,,randyp
  25. You think them single tandem wheels had anything to do with that? That would be my story and I would stick to it,,,randyp
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