randyp

I bet that left a scar,,,randyp

Its not the "no bathing" of her, its what Im bathing her in. randyp

heh heh,,if it shows cracks and bad welds, it would really get a good lighting up at some of my dobbing, hafta wear shades,,,randyp

CORRECTION,,ONE UGLY VIRGIN WITH MOUTHFULL OF SHARP TEETH AND STRONG BODY ODOR,,,randyp

Attention!! All hands on deck! Battle stations! Hooah! Tora! Tora! Tora! Dont close, but OPEN all hatches! Blow Ballast! There are real, live, wet, large, numerous globs of water falling out of the sky over Daingerfield, Texas! Water was actually coursing its way down my driveway! Ditches are alive with water, (some of them). Spot was seen standing in yard looking up with his mouth open, presumably to wash hog blood off his lips, I suppose. I just stood out in it and let it drip off my ears. COOL, CLEAR, WATER,,,,WATER,,,WATER,,,I hate to sound so giddy fellers, but its been a long time since I saw this. Other Dog would be ashamed of me, I let my wife take my double lensed, monochromatic, dual prismed, digitalized, light gathering, automatic spy camera to work with her, so,,,I dont have a pic to post. Appologies are forthwith. Anyways, gotta go stand back out in it now, may stop any minute,,film at eleven,,,,,,,randyp

Nah, I just bought a new Hydraulic powered one, thanks anyway,,,,randyp

Puppy has a good color to it Tom, why dontcha just mail it to me, and let Spot get it started off on a life of hog slaughtering, fornicating, farting in truck, and dragging armadillo and possum carcasses to the back door. randy

Looks like some sort of "sexual" bondage tool or something to me, maybe a clit stripper or somthing? What part of town were you in when you found it Tom? randyp

I am bout 120 east of dallas. i came out of church tonight and it was sprinkling a lil bit. radar shows dallas getting good rain, posed to move this way monday, 60 % chance. Up till now, zero rain for bout 5 months, looking like the sahara round here. i pulled water pump off r-model this evening, gonna get a new one tommorrow and put it on, then got bout 20 loads of gravel to move, i hope I get to move it in a flood too!!! Be fine with me. its cooled off quite a bit here, thas a relief too, just so dam dry though. thank yall for asking,,,,,randyp

wooops,,I mean Tom

Rob, Tom wants to know if its okay if he licks them more than once,,,,,,,randyp

I have that "magic" eye Rob, and thats going to be a very good dog, bound to be a keeper. Good looking pup,,,,randyp

Long long time ago, I started working career off as a log cutter, and was always coming up with a lot of baby squirrels that would be in nests of trees that I cut down. I would take them home and wife would feed them "esbilac" which is a bitches milk substitute from the vet. She never lost a single one, made really good pets. Eventually we woould turn them out and they stayed around house in trees. You could go out and whistle or clap your hands and they would come scampering up and climb up your leg looking for a handout. Some were "fox" squirrel species and they would get really attached to you. The "cat" squirrel species were a lil more standoffish. We raised a few coons that way also. The coons grew up to be very destructive, but were very comical. randyp

I knew that statement wasnt credible when you said you was minding your OWN bidness Tom. heh heh and a heh,,,,,randyp

heeeeeee hee hee hee hee hee heeeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,,,randyp

sumbitch singed all hair off my eyebrows too,,,randyp

I made a tater gun one time Tom, heh, but screw the hair spray, i used starting fluid. We like big noises here in texas,,,randyp

I think I will go play with my tetrapoid a while,,,,,,,,randyp

Rob, clear this up now,,,quickly ,,,are you sure this is not a pic of you and your old high school buddy when yall were on the rasslin team? randyp

Is there no subject that is not covered on internet anymore? LOL,,I would have to agree with Tom, dont worry bout your pet rats balls, just stomp the bastard in the ground and be done with him. I do like the option of being able to pull your balls up inside at the sign of danger. randyp

I guess i need to get out more, but i dont even know what a "Tetrapoid" gear is. It sounds like I want one though. randyp

Who was in the passenger seat? randyp

Heh heh,,I like the "excessive handling" part. Would 3 or 4 times a day be termed excessive? randyp

Its possible that stack could be sending poluting hydrocarbons into outer space, possibly interfering with satellite operations. randyp

I would look special in that,,,,randyp