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P.S. It would probably behoove me to learn to turn some dozer jobs down every now and then,,randy

Dead end narrow blacktop farm roads oughta be banned unless they have 40 acres at the end of them to turn that "sumbitch" around. I scratched Killer B up a lil, ifn I was a waxing person, which I aint, they would wax out, just limb scratches. I scoped that gate out in my pickup before I launched out down it. The landowner asked me if I could make the turn through his gate, the gate wasnt concerning me, it was the giant red oaks on each side of it, hell, I can destroy gates or fenceposts if I have to. I dont think I can drag a red oak down with killer though. Anyways, I studied it and pondered and kicked dirt, knowing if I couldnt make turn, it was a long ways out backwards with dozer on back, if I ever even managed to get straight again. Unloading dozer on blacktop would be a definite no-no. Long story short, I used every available bit of square footage, tortured steering wheel, cussed, hyperventilated, exasperated, agitated, but got through gate with the proverbial c*nt hair to spare. Whoo,,,coming back out wont be a problem since there is a lil room to maneuver inside gate. If I ever have to do that again, think I may just disassemble dozer and hand carry it through one piece at a time,,,,Tired Randy

heh heh,,hatcity, do believe i will just stay out of this one and sit back and continue laughing,,randy

Now that hurts just thinking bout! randy

Mark, thats one thing right there that really does hurt, dern spark plug will knock you silly, least it does me anyway. I do know an old gentleman here in town that ran a gas station when I was growing up, he could reach and hold a spark plug wire and just smile at you and never quiver. Everybody used to go by there when they thought their car was missing, which they commonly did in those days, and he would just go through each wire with it running, say "yep, that sumbitch there is ginning" or "no, thisn here aint doing shit." He definitly had more nerve than me,,,randy

My wife has often told me a few "stimulating" volts of electricity to my brain would probably help me, however she insists on working the amperage control for some unknown reason. Im not sure I trust her,,,randy

well, I was just guessing, steel nose makes me think it probably was a DM Mack, if speaking of the nose you are referring to the hood and fenders and not the bumper, or possibly a "B". Good luck of finding your dream truck,,randy

Its either a DM or a Sherman Army tank since it predates the Abrams,,I bet DM Mack, and, yes, put it to work,,randy

Rob, Is any of this hypothetical? randy

Proofread your list for you, I think you should be able to knock that out by noon tommorrow, ifn you dont do a bunch of lollygagging,,good luck,,randy

Gambi, you must be hauling that cheap, chinese made asphalt,,,randy

Your welcome shorstack, at the time it happened, wasnt so funny to me, however, i dont think I have ever seen a kid laugh so hard in my life, he couldnt get his breath. No Mike, I dont have an iron butt, just a dead ass,,,LOL,,randy

heh heh,,,just go to mississippi,,LOL,,Mensa candidate Randy

He did color me a cute lil purple heart that night,,randy(to match my purple ass)

If u start lollygagging and slowing down, will send grandson up with mini gun and ample ammo, he can probably catch you in a bent, concentrating moment and put new life in you,,,,Master Test Dummy and occasional engineer,,randy

I bet its a v*lv* train also, with big horns,,,test dummy randy

I just chalk it down as another learning experience,,at my expense,,randy

Whats that quote?,,,"Hold my beer and watch this shit" randy

Along lines of goofy shit, bought 10 year old grandson a really neat air soft machine gun, bucket of 10,000 airsoft pellets, safety glasses, and sticky gel target. Its kinda a pricey, upscale, fully automatic, battery operated, assault rifle copy, not made of plastic but metal and will really spit out the bbs, sounds like a minigun. Well, long story short, set up target in garage, watching him really spray target, and I told him I was curious if it would sting or hurt so I told him to put it on SINGLE SHOT, and I turned around and told him to shoot me in rear, on single shot only, one time only, cause Im just a curious person, not to mention also a dumbass. He pulled trigger, it was on full auto, and I think I got strafed in ass by bout 500 rounds, really, really, fast. It stung like hell and I think I had both feet off ground for a while, I actually levitated. By the time this was over, he was on his back on garage floor, laughing so hard and redfaced, I thought he was gonna pass out. He finally got his breath and told me I looked like a cheerleader when they jump in air and touch both feet. He seemed to be impressed that grandpa had some moves left in him. Anyway, dont try this, airsoft guns do sting, especially multiple rounds in ass. Test Dummy Randy

heh heh hatcity,,I bet thats what they tell Mrs. Randy when I pass,,,"Well, at least you wont have to look at that piece of shit anymore." LOL randy

Amen to all comments, boils down to if you have several billion dollars and a few lobbyists, you can get any law you want passed or rescinded. Lobbyists are really running this country. randy

yeah, i smell em,,hurry up

Keep your hands out of your pockets! I called security and they are on way with net and 12 gauge bean bags,,,nah,,just kidding bullie,,I feel your pain,,agree witcha 100%. hang in there,,,randy-(I dont mean hang in there literally buddy)

Well by golly, I may have to sweat while im eating it, but i do believe will make some tommorrow myself! randy

Yeah Gambi, bring it down and i will load it up,,not sure bout touring much of texas, but you are very welcome to go from one end of pasture to the other,,,repeatedly, many times, over and over, so much you will get sick of it. I believe by the time I get through, this pond is going to be totaling well over 300 loads on a 14 yard dump, one at a time. I did get to hit the road a couple of days, sold some of it for a house pad, I needed that break, I think cows did too,,,,randy