Getting ready to head out but man how much shit does a 300 pound woman need to take with her for a week????? Geez, think I may have to ride in the trunk cause she wants to take three suitcases, three large boxes, seven, (yes seven) pairs of shoes, and three gallons of non homogenized milk in the cooler!! There is only so much room in a Dodge Aries and it's gonna be tight!! Momma has her stash of back up emergency "bladder bags", and I a couple of spare colostomy sacks so we don't need to stop for cleaning. Daughter Nikki has her emergency spill kit, (just in case). I didn't get no "Superdogs" for the past couple of days but little does the family know about my cheesy taco salad with hot picante sauce I had for lunch. My belly is just starting to warm up and I'm ready to take the "smells of home" with us. Should be an interesting trip. Planning to depart around 6:30pm instead of midnight. By Mapquest, the trip is about 870 miles. As long as my ears hold out from the upcoming rackett, and my shoulder from the resounding impact cause my hearing always decays when Momma starts to bitchin, we'll keep moving. Rob