Rob Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Momma calls and says she's bringing me supper at the shop cause I was busy. Well, little did she know I was working on the B-67 instead of customer's cars and I'm smart enough to know that trouble be brewing if she catches me!! I quickly devised a plan and implemented it with being very close to the finish line when she walked in.She saw right through my charade and I was ordered to stop and get my fat hindquarters back to doing what I was supposed to do or she was really gonna be pissed. Now since I've already lost my primary body parts to various cutting utinsils, I can only imagine what she'd turn to next. Unwilling to find out, I started on the Grand Prix side. I'm banned from even looking at any of them for at least a week she says.I'll sell her cheap, (Momma that is) right about now; Any interest?Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double L Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Let me ask how old is she? I may be able to whip her into shape. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-44969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 Let me ask how old is she? I may be able to whip her into shape. She is 29 going on 50 I think. You'd be able to "whip her into shape"? That's what I thought at first.I snapped this at a Christmas party and she still looks about the same except she's dyed her hair red, (more orange than red in my opinion).Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-44970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freightrain Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 You AIN'T right...................... Quote Larry 1959 B61 Liv'n Large...................... Charter member of the "MACK PACK" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-44986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double L Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I'm with Larry.....I know looks don't matter she reminds of Ugly Betty. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-44987 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Packer Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I hope 'Momma' dosen't check this forem from time to time!!What few parts you have left will go by-by!!!!(Boy, do I see an a$$ whoppin' in the near future)!!!Packer Quote Keep a clutchin' Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-44997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Run her pic by Tiger, he might.As for the "hiding", should have come out with a fire extiguisher and told her it's OKAnd yeah, you aint right Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-45005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 Run her pic by Tiger, he might.As for the "hiding", should have come out with a fire extiguisher and told her it's OKAnd yeah, you aint rightNeither of us play with fire extinguishers due to a lesson she taught me years ago. She was cooking, (or making attempt) some kind of breakfast on a Sunday morning and it caught fire in the skillet. I grabbed an ABC fire extinguisher and blasted it extensively on the stove and the ensuing cloud of bicarbonate settled on everything. This stuff etched everything that was chrome in the kitchen. She was not pleased with ole Rob that day, and many times since, (but not because of fire extinguishers). Just another adventure in the life of ole Rob and Momma.Even my daughter says: "You ain't right". Hmmm, must be some kind of omen......Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-45011 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanscottbuilders Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Rob,I don't need any more women to help the Queen of my house with my demise, but -No matter how this saga concludes in your questionably eventful life, That is still a really good looking B-67. Can I have it - if you don't survive?Paul Van Scott Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-45012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 Rob,I don't need any more women to help the Queen of my house with my demise, but -No matter how this saga concludes in your questionably eventful life, That is still a really good looking B-67. Can I have it - if you don't survive?Paul Van ScottHi Paul, my daughter has already "laid claim" to this truck. As a contingency I will need to update my last will and testament because Momma is steaming at me again, (she sells my stuff when that way). I had four chili cheese dogs and Tabasco sauce, and a couple glasses of home made grape wine for lunch yesterday, and she was "paying for it" last night till she ordered me on the couch about 10:30pm. I hate that damned thing I'm tellin ya too. Dog has the habit oc comming up and "slobber kissing" my cheek at night when it wants out, (stupid Lab). I've always said that dog would look best on a dinner plate.Gonna try to take it for a ride over the weekend. I have temp tags so just need to call the insurance co. to be legal. Do need to have brakes first though!! Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-45013 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Rob,I don't need any more women That is still a really good looking B-67. Can I have it - if you don't survive?Paul Van Scottyou don't need that either.Can I have it - if you don't survive? Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-45055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 ...Do need to have brakes first though!! RobWhuddaya need brakes for? All they do is slow ya down! Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-45099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 She is 29 going on 50 I think. You'd be able to "whip her into shape"? That's what I thought at first.I snapped this at a Christmas party and she still looks about the same except she's dyed her hair red, (more orange than red in my opinion).Rob Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-45102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaddeusW Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Ahhh jeez. The smoke screen didn't work then? Maybe you should have put a few more tires on the road kill roasting fire. Quote -Thad What America needs is less bull and more Bulldog! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11777-had-to-hide-the-b-model-b4-momma-caught-me/#findComment-45115 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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