Rob Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call. Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11795-phone-call-from-hell/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Quote GLENNGRANDKIDS :Gods little gift to us for not killing our kids while they were growing upAll I want, is just to be luv'd and for my Check Engine light to go out on my Volvo. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11795-phone-call-from-hell/#findComment-45072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.You know all the problems facing Mr. Obama are George Bush's fault!..it's all because of guns, that's what it is-nobody should be allowed to have a gun in this country except my bodyguards.Rosie "bull dyke" O'Donnell Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/11795-phone-call-from-hell/#findComment-45075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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