Firemack Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 After seeing the latest on hauling the 110,000 pound earth movers with the old 1975 DM897SX this one came in my email and got a laugh about this driver and his permit request!!Three Questions For a Redneck Engineer..3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer Question # 1: How much does a house weigh? Question # 2: How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???AndQuestion # 3 WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY HOME INSURANCE, CAR INSURANCE, OR, DOES IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ??? Y' ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW, YA' HEAR!!!!! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/12298-bridge-span-weight-calculations/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambi80 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Some people would pay BIG money for a view like that... Quote Ever wonder how a blind person knows when to stop wiping? Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/12298-bridge-span-weight-calculations/#findComment-48103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Some people would pay BIG money for a view like that...Just make sure ya haul in some fill before ya let your wife back the car out of the garage Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/12298-bridge-span-weight-calculations/#findComment-48106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 HMMMMM wonder how the fishin is there?? Paul Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/12298-bridge-span-weight-calculations/#findComment-48110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambi80 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 AND and...you'd save on sewer hook-ups... Quote Ever wonder how a blind person knows when to stop wiping? Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/12298-bridge-span-weight-calculations/#findComment-48117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 AND and...you'd save on sewer hook-ups...Just make sure there ain't a boat goin' under the "bridge" when ya dump yer tank Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/12298-bridge-span-weight-calculations/#findComment-48119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambi80 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Just make sure there ain't a boat goin' under the "bridge" when ya dump yer tank I was on one of those tour boats (same company too!) the day before that happened. I think the contents of their brown water tank and their music are one in the same... Quote Ever wonder how a blind person knows when to stop wiping? Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/12298-bridge-span-weight-calculations/#findComment-48160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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