Barry Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.5. 42.7% OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THESPOT.6. 99% OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLELUNIVERSE.8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOWAVERAGE.10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.11. DEPRESSION IS ME RELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECONDMOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOMEPEOPLE HAVE. !15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOURWEEK.16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BADMEMORY.17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDINGMACHINES.18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREATTRADE!19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLEOF PAYMENTS.22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKINESIS? RAISEMY HAND.23. OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHE N YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLEINK?25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVEOBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE INTHE WRONG LANE.27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYSOFF NOW.28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DONOT HAVE FILM.29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, W HY DO YOU HAVE TO BUYHER FRIENDS?30. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUTSPONGES?31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKEDINTO JET ENGINES.32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATHTWICE?33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND, BUT MY BRAINS KEPTFALLING OUT.34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOURHORN LOUDER.35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSONWONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.37. JUST REMEMBER--IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WEWOULD ALL FALL OFF.38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHYSOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK Quote Barry - Watt's Truck Center Parts Manager and BMT Webmaster...1-888-304-MACK Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/1330-for-those-who-take-life-to-seriously/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry T Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Barry, Along the lines of not taking things seriously, I was looking thru my photo albums on BMT and I noticed that in my B model album of the approx 7 pictures all but one have been looked at between 50 or so to 150 or so times. The other one has been viewed over 200 times! It is the one that I labeled "Topless"!T. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/1330-for-those-who-take-life-to-seriously/#findComment-6673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 HaHa...it's all in the "Key Words!" Quote Barry - Watt's Truck Center Parts Manager and BMT Webmaster...1-888-304-MACK Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/1330-for-those-who-take-life-to-seriously/#findComment-6676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lmackattack Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Barry, Along the lines of not taking things seriously, I was looking thru my photo albums on BMT and I noticed that in my B model album of the approx 7 pictures all but one have been looked at between 50 or so to 150 or so times. The other one has been viewed over 200 times! It is the one that I labeled "Topless"!T.HA!And tell us why you went looking for that pic again LOL!!! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/1330-for-those-who-take-life-to-seriously/#findComment-6677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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