Barry Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Actual sign found in a golf club house!1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF Quote Barry - Watt's Truck Center Parts Manager and BMT Webmaster...1-888-304-MACK Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/1380-funny-sign-in-a-golf-club-house/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsmartyn Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Hi Barry, Funniest one I've ever seen was in a Navy type American Legion (Fleet Reserve) mens room in Lakehurst NJ. Inside the urinal is a bull's eye target with a picture of "Hanoi Jayne Fonda" at the center. One of the guys at the bar saw me laughing as I walked out of the head and asked, "Did you hit the target?" Bob Quote Ain't a Mack? Take it back! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/1380-funny-sign-in-a-golf-club-house/#findComment-7050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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