Weather Theory

[randyp]

Ahem,,if earth gets its rain by water evaporating upwards, forming clouds, wind patterns moving them around, they become heavy laden and release their load,,heh heh,,get your mind out of gutter Mark, then will it may be possible for us to soon begin receiving rain showers of crude oil from gulf? If so, i am putting life savings ($42.13) towards purchase of numerous rain barrels, or as case may be, crude oil barrels. I am working in my lab on a machine to refine aforementioned oil into diesel fuel, will call it something catchy like ummm,,,Biodiesel generator! If any investors want on board now, notify me and get your money to me really quick before next board meeting. This country was born and built by pioneering geniuses like me. This may be why they measure oil in "barrels". Advanced lubricationist and pioneer Randy

[rhasler]

Ahem,,if earth gets its rain by water evaporating upwards, forming clouds, wind patterns moving them around, they become heavy laden and release their load,,heh heh,,get your mind out of gutter Mark, then will it may be possible for us to soon begin receiving rain showers of crude oil from gulf? If so, i am putting life savings ($42.13) towards purchase of numerous rain barrels, or as case may be, crude oil barrels. I am working in my lab on a machine to refine aforementioned oil into diesel fuel, will call it something catchy like ummm,,,Biodiesel generator! If any investors want on board now, notify me and get your money to me really quick before next board meeting. This country was born and built by pioneering geniuses like me. This may be why they measure oil in "barrels". Advanced lubricationist and pioneer Randy

Morning Randy. If you need some jugs to package the finished "environmentally generated" lubricant I'd get ahold of Rowdy Rebel. If I remember right he had a whole pickup truck full of them that he got from Tractor Supply.

rhasler, Director of Marketing for randyp Advanced Lubrication Systems Corp. LLC

[randyp]

Morning Randy. If you need some jugs to package the finished "environmentally generated" lubricant I'd get ahold of Rowdy Rebel. If I remember right he had a whole pickup truck full of them that he got from Tractor Supply.

rhasler, Director of Marketing for randyp Advanced Lubrication Systems Corp. LLC

Well good morning rhasler, I can see right now you would make an excellent personal assistant to follow me round with a clipboard, taking notes, fetching coffee and stuff. I wont require you to wear a dress or shave your legs, so relax, (you aint sitting in my lap on the note taking either, so simmer down). We have to come up with what to do with the "downside" of this weather change, meaning, also stead of hail, we could have tar balls pummeling us! Take a memo,,,"Find use for tarballs". CEO Randy (hope we not gonna have to pay BP a royalty fee)

[rhasler]

Well good morning rhasler, I can see right now you would make an excellent personal assistant to follow me round with a clipboard, taking notes, fetching coffee and stuff. I wont require you to wear a dress or shave your legs, so relax, (you aint sitting in my lap on the note taking either, so simmer down). We have to come up with what to do with the "downside" of this weather change, meaning, also stead of hail, we could have tar balls pummeling us! Take a memo,,,"Find use for tarballs". CEO Randy (hope we not gonna have to pay BP a royalty fee)

If we found a use for the tarballs and oil scum BP would be paying us I'm pretty sure. Maybe we could market the tarballs as children's toys, kind of like silly putty. It could be called "randyp's Miracle Gelatinous Earth Ooze".

rhasler, Head of Research and Design for randyp Industries

[Bollweevil]

Ahem,,if earth gets its rain by water evaporating upwards, forming clouds, wind patterns moving them around, they become heavy laden and release their load,,heh heh,,get your mind out of gutter Mark, then will it may be possible for us to soon begin receiving rain showers of crude oil from gulf? If so, i am putting life savings ($42.13) towards purchase of numerous rain barrels, or as case may be, crude oil barrels. I am working in my lab on a machine to refine aforementioned oil into diesel fuel, will call it something catchy like ummm,,,Biodiesel generator! If any investors want on board now, notify me and get your money to me really quick before next board meeting. This country was born and built by pioneering geniuses like me. This may be why they measure oil in "barrels". Advanced lubricationist and pioneer Randy

You might ought to check with the patent office first. I think someone may have come up with the idea before, and called it snake oil. It is not really clear to me, if it attracted snakes, or if they just added a snake to each barrel before shipment. You might also check with the copyright office before calling yourself Snake oil salesman Randy, as I believe the term has also been used before. Except for legal ramifications it is actually a wonderful idea. Have you considered pre loading the trailer with empty barrels before an oil storm. Empty barrels are a lot easier to handle.

[rhasler]

You might ought to check with the patent office first. I think someone may have come up with the idea before, and called it snake oil. It is not really clear to me, if it attracted snakes, or if they just added a snake to each barrel before shipment. You might also check with the copyright office before calling yourself Snake oil salesman Randy, as I believe the term has also been used before. Except for legal ramifications it is actually a wonderful idea. Have you considered pre loading the trailer with empty barrels before an oil storm. Empty barrels are a lot easier to handle.

Keep those ideas coming Bollweevil and I bet randyp promotes you to Head of Strategic Planning and Logistics for randyp Innovative Transportation Services

[Rob]

Keep those ideas coming Bollweevil and I bet randyp promotes you to Head of Strategic Planning and Logistics for randyp Innovative Transportation Services

And if there is an opening for "head toilet plunger", I'm all over it.

Rob

[randyp]

You might ought to check with the patent office first. I think someone may have come up with the idea before, and called it snake oil. It is not really clear to me, if it attracted snakes, or if they just added a snake to each barrel before shipment. You might also check with the copyright office before calling yourself Snake oil salesman Randy, as I believe the term has also been used before. Except for legal ramifications it is actually a wonderful idea. Have you considered pre loading the trailer with empty barrels before an oil storm. Empty barrels are a lot easier to handle.

Memo---Personal assistant rhasler,,Put bollweevil on staff pronto, this team needs thinkers like him, secondly, if you can find a toilet big enough to plunge Robs head in, then hire him,,END OF MEMO, carry on,,,Chief Randy

[hatcity]

Been thinkin bout gettin one them thare totes for emergenceeees. Mebe get 8 or 9 iff'n randy's idear works

How bout makin a burn plant, makin lectricity and sell to power companies?

[vision386]

Well good morning rhasler, I can see right now you would make an excellent personal assistant to follow me round with a clipboard, taking notes, fetching coffee and stuff. I wont require you to wear a dress or shave your legs, so relax, (you aint sitting in my lap on the note taking either, so simmer down). We have to come up with what to do with the "downside" of this weather change, meaning, also stead of hail, we could have tar balls pummeling us! Take a memo,,,"Find use for tarballs". CEO Randy (hope we not gonna have to pay BP a royalty fee)

I have put my notable brainpower on this idea,and come up with the following use for the "tarballs" my proposal is this,properly mixed with other "organic" material re: dairy lagoon waste, the aforementioned "tarballs" can then be sold to the USDOT to be used as patches for interstate 40 nationwide,eliminating the high cost of re-paving,and finding suitable government contractors! i am willing to invest the contents of my super secret criso can (contents in excess of $40.00) towards getting this project off the ground. My only request is to have the board meet, and vote on an un-limited expense account for me (trucking and logistics will not be cheap!) plus i will need a "staff" i am currently interviewing busty young women for this opening,then there is the matter of rolling stock, i have already put in an order for 30 new tractors,25 flatbeds with side kits,25 walking floor trailers,6 new end dumps (just in case) 1 vaccuum trailer,plus numerous "incidentals" to be billed F.O.B to randyp enterprises inc. Texas,USA......Grand exaulted dictator of trucking/transportation and logistics Mark

[rhasler]

Memo---Personal assistant rhasler,,Put bollweevil on staff pronto, this team needs thinkers like him, secondly, if you can find a toilet big enough to plunge Robs head in, then hire him,,END OF MEMO, carry on,,,Chief Randy

I hope this is big enough Boss

Gives the term shithouse a whole new meaning.

rhasler, Executive Head of Architectural Missteps, randyp Builders Corporation

[Rob]

I hope this is big enough Boss

Gives the term shithouse a whole new meaning.

rhasler, Executive Head of Architectural Missteps, randyp Builders Corporation

Where did you manage to grab a photo of my super secret laboratory???? I've always been accused of having "Shit for Brains" so I built my private research center to achieve closure to the ordeal. I've had my feelings hurt much too often from the likes of the participants on this board.

Rob

[vision386]

Seems everyone (including me) has forgotten about the legal ramifications of starting a new enterprise of this magnitude, therefore, i have gone ahead and retained legal counsel.....................the law firm of "DEWEY, CHEATEM & HOWE".................Minister of ground transportation Mark

[randyp]

Been thinkin bout gettin one them thare totes for emergenceeees. Mebe get 8 or 9 iff'n randy's idear works

How bout makin a burn plant, makin lectricity and sell to power companies?

Sell to power companies, foot, we will be the power companies! Future Oil Magnate Randy

[randyp]

Seems everyone (including me) has forgotten about the legal ramifications of starting a new enterprise of this magnitude, therefore, i have gone ahead and retained legal counsel.....................the law firm of "DEWEY, CHEATEM & HOWE".................Minister of ground transportation Mark

Mark, from the looks of the ones hair on the far right, must be Rob, kinda looks like its kinda been plunged before. nyuk,,nyuk,nyuk,,,,Nobel Prize Recipient Randy

[randyp]

I have put my notable brainpower on this idea,and come up with the following use for the "tarballs" my proposal is this,properly mixed with other "organic" material re: dairy lagoon waste, the aforementioned "tarballs" can then be sold to the USDOT to be used as patches for interstate 40 nationwide,eliminating the high cost of re-paving,and finding suitable government contractors! i am willing to invest the contents of my super secret criso can (contents in excess of $40.00) towards getting this project off the ground. My only request is to have the board meet, and vote on an un-limited expense account for me (trucking and logistics will not be cheap!) plus i will need a "staff" i am currently interviewing busty young women for this opening,then there is the matter of rolling stock, i have already put in an order for 30 new tractors,25 flatbeds with side kits,25 walking floor trailers,6 new end dumps (just in case) 1 vaccuum trailer,plus numerous "incidentals" to be billed F.O.B to randyp enterprises inc. Texas,USA......Grand exaulted dictator of trucking/transportation and logistics Mark

MEMO--Personal assistant Rhasler--Lets keep a watchful eye on Mark, hes very valuable on Board of Directors, however, i feel he may have lost true path of our new innovative company. Limit his company credit card, require receipts, bug his home, the company washroom, truck sleeping berth, (we may have to censor some of the sleeping berth stuff, or blackmail him with it later). Unlike us, Im not sure if his true intentions are to cure world hunger, prevent disease, improve living conditions in third world countries, and find Osama Bin Laden. I think he may be in this for the money, Eat this memo when read, make sure its still not readable in case Rob finds it in toilet. Petroleum Visionary Randy

[rhasler]

MEMO--Personal assistant Rhasler--Lets keep a watchful eye on Mark, hes very valuable on Board of Directors, however, i feel he may have lost true path of our new innovative company. Limit his company credit card, require receipts, bug his home, the company washroom, truck sleeping berth, (we may have to censor some of the sleeping berth stuff, or blackmail him with it later). Unlike us, Im not sure if his true intentions are to cure world hunger, prevent disease, improve living conditions in third world countries, and find Osama Bin Laden. I think he may be in this for the money, Eat this memo when read, make sure its still not readable in case Rob finds it in toilet. Petroleum Visionary Randy

Morning Randy. I've been watching Mark already. Going over his expense report there were several charges to a restraunt called Hooters. Not sure what that's about what with all the "secretaries" he hired. I also noticed several pieces of furniture missing from the office and there was a white Vision parked out back about the same time. I sure hope he's not moonlighting as a furniture delivery guy or something. More on this as it develops.

rhasler, Head of Security and Industrial Espionage Prevention, randyp Enterprises Inc.

[rhasler]

Morning Randy. I've been watching Mark already. Going over his expense report there were several charges to a restraunt called Hooters. Not sure what that's about what with all the "secretaries" he hired. I also noticed several pieces of furniture missing from the office and there was a white Vision parked out back about the same time. I sure hope he's not moonlighting as a furniture delivery guy or something. More on this as it develops.

rhasler, Head of Security and Industrial Espionage Prevention, randyp Enterprises Inc.

Note to self-make sure to properly redact all internal documents, if Mark and the lawyers he has has on retainer get their hands on them it could mean trouble.

rhasler, Junior VP of Document Redaction and Confusing Paper Trails, randyp Book Cooking Services Int.

[vision386]

MEMO--Personal assistant Rhasler--Lets keep a watchful eye on Mark, hes very valuable on Board of Directors, however, i feel he may have lost true path of our new innovative company. Limit his company credit card, require receipts, bug his home, the company washroom, truck sleeping berth, (we may have to censor some of the sleeping berth stuff, or blackmail him with it later). Unlike us, Im not sure if his true intentions are to cure world hunger, prevent disease, improve living conditions in third world countries, and find Osama Bin Laden. I think he may be in this for the money, Eat this memo when read, make sure its still not readable in case Rob finds it in toilet. Petroleum Visionary Randy

Money? me? nahhhhh! i assure all the board members that my intentions are pure as the driven snow!......Minister of propoganda Mark

[hatcity]

Money? me? nahhhhh! i assure all the board members that my intentions are pure as the driven snow!......Minister of propoganda Mark

[vision386]

I can assure all the board members that my expenses are indeed "legit",i will forward the corperate minutes from my first staff meeting (photo 1) and i have the upmost confidence in my newly hired construction supervisor,she is already hard at work in the gulf, extracting the seawater/oil mix for transport to our refinery (photo 2) and as for the accusation of me "moonlighting" in the furniture industry, rhasler has his macks mixed up! does this look like a vision to you?(photo 3) was'nt me did'nt do that! anyway how were you going to "bug" a non-existant sleeper berth? all my business dealings have been with the good of the company first! you should be ashamed of yourselves thinking i was only looking out for myself and just looking to make money!.....Corperate hired gun Mark

[vision386]

Super secret spy photo of my uncle and brother? damn,guess i AM in it for the money!.........Mark

[randyp]

Super secret spy photo of my uncle and brother? damn,guess i AM in it for the money!.........Mark

We have the "sleeper" tapes, so dont try to weasel your way out of this. We also have written evidence of you on a quote saying you were only one getting fingerprints on furniture,,,uh huh,,watcha got to say now Mr. Man? However, if you are willing to set me up with some of your "personal assistants" we may be able to sweep this under the rug.. Prosecutor Randy (backed by henchman rhasler)

[vision386]

Note to headquarters- as far as "fixing you up" with my personal staff, that is completely out of the question! they are all "tied up" and un-available for transfer at this time. I DO have two promising young ladies from the secretarial pool, that are excited to join our organization! they are headed for texas as we speak! i'm sure they will serve you and V.P. rhasler well! i have enclosed photos of the girls, so you can put a name to the face when they arrive. photo # 1 shows the girls.......Little debbie (like the snack cake) and the lovely Hagitha louise ! they will arrive in the company car (provided at my expense mind you) photo # 2............. Sexual harassment avoidance specialist Mark

[randyp]

Note to headquarters- as far as "fixing you up" with my personal staff, that is completely out of the question! they are all "tied up" and un-available for transfer at this time. I DO have two promising young ladies from the secretarial pool, that are excited to join our organization! they are headed for texas as we speak! i'm sure they will serve you and V.P. rhasler well! i have enclosed photos of the girls, so you can put a name to the face when they arrive. photo # 1 shows the girls.......Little debbie (like the snack cake) and the lovely Hagitha louise ! they will arrive in the company car (provided at my expense mind you) photo # 2............. Sexual harassment avoidance specialist Mark

I am speechless that you would do something so nice for us, so speechless, im kinda dizzy over it. Maybe all the blood has gone to my head (the one on my shoulders) heh heh. randy