Rob Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.' On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.' Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/15278-husband-down/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Her-"Honey, do these pants make my butt look big?"Me- "Pants got nothing to do with it" Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/15278-husband-down/#findComment-61569 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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