Built Ford Tough?

[vision386]

Now i know why ford calls their F-series trucks "super duty"..................Mark

[Rob]

Now i know why ford calls their F-series trucks "super duty"..................Mark

Which would you lick first?

Rob

[Mike]

Looks like i'll be very careful in buying another FoMoCo or maybe the only thing tough is the tailgate.

mike

[vision386]

Which would you lick first?

Rob

Now thats a TOUGH question! tetanus shot,rabies vaccine,swine flu shot ,not withstanding i think i'd pass,(but thats just me!).........Mark

[rhasler]

And that's where lard comes from....now you know the rest of the story. (That's a Paul Harvey quote, at least the last part is, maybe the first part too.)

[randyp]

And that's where lard comes from....now you know the rest of the story. (That's a Paul Harvey quote, at least the last part is, maybe the first part too.)

heh heh I think I just swore off lard now,,,randy

[Rob]

Now thats a TOUGH question! tetanus shot,rabies vaccine,swine flu shot ,not withstanding i think i'd pass,(but thats just me!).........Mark

Can you imagine smacking em on the ass and watching the flutter, jiggle, shaking, verberations, (or whatever the hell it'd be called) all the way to the top of their foreheads and through all three of their chins? Man, them girls is just plain sexy, and juicy. I can almost imagine the dripping action.

Rob

[vision386]

Can you imagine smacking em on the ass and watching the flutter, jiggle, shaking, verberations, (or whatever the hell it'd be called) all the way to the top of their foreheads and through all three of their chins? Man, them girls is just plain sexy, and juicy. I can almost imagine the dripping action.

Rob

Combined,there are more chins in that picture than in the HONG KONG phonebook!.................Mark

[rhasler]

Can you imagine smacking em on the ass and watching the flutter, jiggle, shaking, verberations, (or whatever the hell it'd be called) all the way to the top of their foreheads and through all three of their chins? Man, them girls is just plain sexy, and juicy. I can almost imagine the dripping action.

Rob

I feel a growing sense of unease in the gastrointestinal area of my physiology....JEEZUS that is gross

[randyp]

I feel a growing sense of unease in the gastrointestinal area of my physiology....JEEZUS that is gross

heh,,used to be a saying,,"roll em in flour and bang the wet spot",,,randy

[vision386]

I feel a growing sense of unease in the gastrointestinal area of my physiology....JEEZUS that is gross

You been talikng to professor randy again? LOL!.....Mark

[vision386]

heh,,used to be a saying,,"roll em in flour and bang the wet spot",,,randy

Slap em' on the ass and ride the wave in! LMAO!.........Mark

[rhasler]

heh,,used to be a saying,,"roll em in flour and bang the wet spot",,,randy

I thought about that too, but I managed to control the impulse region of my brain long enough to realize that would be too much for my delicate constitution and dainty inside parts to handle if I contemplated it any longer.

[rhasler]

You been talikng to professor randy again? LOL!.....Mark

Just finished reading his new book-"How to Impress Your Peers with Your Powerful Vernacular and Varicose Verbage"

undergraduate rhasler

[vision386]

Just finished reading his new book-"How to Impress Your Peers with Your Powerful Vernacular and Varicose Verbage"

undergraduate rhasler

Now thats some mighty fine book schoolin' right there! if i say so myself!

[Rob]

Man I've been up all night thnking that photo sure looks like an invite for a "sticky threesome" in the bed of the "Built Ford Tough" truck.

Rob

[Greg Rider]

Which would you lick first?

Rob

I would rather lick the bottom of the oil pan. I would also think that you would be the last person to point out other peoples weight issues.

[Rob]

I would rather lick the bottom of the oil pan. I would also think that you would be the last person to point out other peoples weight issues.

It's all in how you look at it. They look like "smoother oozers" to me. Self lubricating females are good; don't ya think?

Besides, they are bigger than me.

Rob

[Rob]

From a friend of mine when I showed him the photo:

Even from here, I can hear the molecules in that poor frame and suspension frantically re-aligning themselves in a valiant effort to avoid massive catastrophic failure -- such a failure will result in a blast / shrapnel radius of approximately 1,500 feet - depending on the exact tonnage being applied and actual spring rates involved. The only thing that will prevent this impending tragedy from occuring would be to throw a high tensile strength ( approximately 20,000 pound ) steel cable lasso around the whole herd and pull them off the back with one of your higher horse power Macks--- but you better get a good run at it--- unless the Mack in question happens to have a dump bed full of granite.

Rob

[randyp]

Just finished reading his new book-"How to Impress Your Peers with Your Powerful Vernacular and Varicose Verbage"

undergraduate rhasler

Rhasler, I am very impressed with your linguistic skill and oratorial usage of late. I can forsee a graduational diploma for you in the very near future,,,Ah,,,you have come a long way grasshopper. It seems vivid displays of obesity bring out the best in you,,,,salutations,,,randy

[vision386]

From a friend of mine when I showed him the photo:

Even from here, I can hear the molecules in that poor frame and suspension frantically re-aligning themselves in a valiant effort to avoid massive catastrophic failure -- such a failure will result in a blast / shrapnel radius of approximately 1,500 feet - depending on the exact tonnage being applied and actual spring rates involved. The only thing that will prevent this impending tragedy from occuring would be to throw a high tensile strength ( approximately 20,000 pound ) steel cable lasso around the whole herd and pull them off the back with one of your higher horse power Macks--- but you better get a good run at it--- unless the Mack in question happens to have a dump bed full of granite.

Rob

Very astute observation!................Mark

[41chevy]

Geez! I can't figure out if it would be like falling into quick sand or oat meal........