41chevy Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Fresh from my inbox!!Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now... No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No Nude Women, No car races, No football, No soccer, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies, No lobster, No nachos, No Beer nuts, No alcohol, No Beer !!!!!!!! Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. On your knees facing east most of the day. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here? 1 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanscottbuilders Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Good Stuff - and all so true!!Paul VS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Good Stuff - and all so true!!Paul VSIndeed. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joes mack Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 heres a joke for you How do you know when a muslim is old enough to have sex? when they take the diaper off of their butt and put it on their head.. joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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