Just Before Jumping:

[Rob]

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley, when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge. So he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity. So he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are

you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

This any better?

Rob