Rob Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 A dog lover, whose poodle was a bitch and 'in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbor's male poodle while they were away on vacation. She had a large house however and believed that she could keep them apart but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, and rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens when they mate. Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet. He was a personal friend of hers so she was surprised when he answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw". "Do you think it will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me" the vet replied. Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Some years ago in a small town somewhere in central Illinois a similar occurence took place. An unidentified man was working on his R-model in his driveway,where he'd run it out of fuel. His young daughter came out of the house with the family dog on a leash and said she was going for a walk.The man knew his dog was also in heat,but he was busy and really didn't have time to explain to his daughter why she couldn't take the dog for a walk.He quickly comes up with a plan-he gets a gas can out of the garage and pours gasoline all over the dog's back half,thinking male dogs wouldn't bother her because she smelled like gas. Then he said "OK honey,you can take the dog for a walk now".A little while later the little girl and the dog return home. Pop had gotten the truck started and is in his La-z-boy smoking his pipe and reading the paper. "Hi sweety-everything go all right?""Yeah" she said. "The dog ran out of gas about half way around the block,but don't worry-another dog pushed her all the way home". Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Some years ago in a small town somewhere in central Illinois a similar occurence took place. An unidentified man was working on his R-model in his driveway,where he'd run it out of fuel. His young daughter came out of the house with the family dog on a leash and said she was going for a walk.The man knew his dog was also in heat,but he was busy and really didn't have time to explain to his daughter why she couldn't take the dog for a walk.He quickly comes up with a plan-he gets a gas can out of the garage and pours gasoline all over the dog's back half,thinking male dogs wouldn't bother her because she smelled like gas. Then he said "OK honey,you can take the dog for a walk now".A little while later the little girl and the dog return home. Pop had gotten the truck started and is in his La-z-boy smoking his pipe and reading the paper. "Hi sweety-everything go all right?""Yeah" she said. "The dog ran out of gas about half way around the block,but don't worry-another dog pushed her all the way home". ....... Tom, if you could put that on your garden this spring, it's sure to grow some great veggies this summer. mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 ....... Tom, if you could put that on your garden this spring, it's sure to grow some great veggies this summer. mikeare you saying b.s? Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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