Rob Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Fall Classes for Women atTHE ADULT LEARNING CENTERREGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDBy March 25, 2011NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVELOF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a ThermostatStep by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginningAt 7:00 PM Class 6How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the ProgramHelp Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 12 Weeks, Saturday and Sunday for 6 hours beginning at 12:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?Open Forum.Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right! *Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. And my favorite Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 WHOA there fella.By looking at that schedule, it seems that one would be spending ALOT of time at classand NOT in the kitchen. Who's gonna make me ma sammich? And fetch me a beer, and feed the dogs, laundry?This could give them the idea that they have some freedom. Next, they will be watchin that Opah girl and gettin other dumb ideas. 2 Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74612 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 I agree Hat, lets not let them get any ideas bout classes and such as all that. just get groceries on table woman, bring me TV remote, pipe down, and go get ready for sex, my show is almost over,,,randyp 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 We can start a fishing club. Not knowing how to fish is not important, we will learn how.Our first meeting should be Off Shore Fishing. Meeting at Solid Gold, West Palm Beach. Next day, we charter a nice boat to take us out and catch us something.Meet at T's Lounge for discussion of strategy and tactics utilized, and set schedule for next month meeting Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 We can start a fishing club. Not knowing how to fish is not important, we will learn how.Our first meeting should be Off Shore Fishing. Meeting at Solid Gold, West Palm Beach. Next day, we charter a nice boat to take us out and catch us something.Meet at T's Lounge for discussion of strategy and tactics utilized, and set schedule for next month meeting Im In!!!!!! randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Rider Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 What is worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that doesn't listen. 1 Quote #1 on A-model registryIf I drink because of work, why can't I drink at work? Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 20, 2011 Author Share Posted March 20, 2011 What is worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that doesn't listen. Sorta like "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes"?Nothin she ain't been told twice already.Rob 2 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Im In!!!!!! randyp"i'm with you fellars" Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74860 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 We can start a fishing club. Not knowing how to fish is not important, we will learn how.Our first meeting should be Off Shore Fishing. Meeting at Solid Gold, West Palm Beach. Next day, we charter a nice boat to take us out and catch us something.Meet at T's Lounge for discussion of strategy and tactics utilized, and set schedule for next month meetingI want to go get a hotdog at Boca beach. She sure knows how to sell a hotdog! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74861 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 LMAO! too funny! i like the old standby,"how do you convert a dishwasher into a snow-blower?".........."Buy her a shovel!!!!"............Mark 1 Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 LMAO! too funny! i like the old standby,"how do you convert a dishwasher into a snow-blower?".........."Buy her a shovel!!!!"............MarkThis shit is funnier than a screen door on a submarine! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhasler Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 This shit is funnier than a screen door on a submarine!Screen doors on sub-marinnes are no laughing matter! OSHA wouldn't approve of such a safety violation. Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 And I thought Rob was at some Radar Meetings all week. mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 And I thought Rob was at some Radar Meetings all week. mikeIt was discovered I was so smart they asked me to leave after only one day.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 Screen doors on sub-marinnes are no laughing matter! OSHA wouldn't approve of such a safety violation.They actually exist.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 It was discovered I was so smart they asked me to leave after only one day.Rob Amazing what some lip stick will do and not crossing your legs. LOL mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-74968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 LMAO! too funny! i like the old standby,"how do you convert a dishwasher into a snow-blower?".........."Buy her a shovel!!!!"............Mark. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/18389-classes-for-women/#findComment-75879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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