other dog Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 The bear returns!And more- Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Why of course. Come right on in. Been waiting a long time anticipating your return. Certainly missed you. Be certain to tell "Momma" how Randy P treated you. She has been looking forward to his visit. She mentioned something about "arm wrestling". You heard anything bear?Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/#findComment-79438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 LOL LOL It must be true that everything is BIG in Texas. mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/#findComment-79440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhasler Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 A guy walks into a redneck bar and orders a white wine. All the rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No," says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It’s okay boys. He's one of us." 1 Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/#findComment-79445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 A guy walks into a redneck bar and orders a white wine. All the rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No," says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It’s okay boys. He's one of us."that's a good one, i'm gonna send that to Old Bill! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/#findComment-79446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 A guy walks into a redneck bar and orders a white wine. All the rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No," says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It’s okay boys. He's one of us."FJ-is that you? eh? Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/#findComment-79447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 A guy walks into a redneck bar and orders a white wine. All the rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No," says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It’s okay boys. He's one of us."Ya know how Canada got it's name, don't ya?They put all the letters of the alphabet into a hat & started drawing 'em out one by one....."C, eh?"...."N, eh?"...."D, eh?".... 1 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/#findComment-79502 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted June 11, 2011 Author Share Posted June 11, 2011 Ya know how Canada got it's name, don't ya?They put all the letters of the alphabet into a hat & started drawing 'em out one by one....."C, eh?"...."N, eh?"...."D, eh?".... I'm gonna send that to Bill too!..no reply on the joke yet. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/#findComment-79504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted June 11, 2011 Author Share Posted June 11, 2011 found more funny pictures- me at Martinsville, 1980- something, and me eating Pringles, date unknown, but probably early '80's.Might have posted this before, cartoonish picture featuring Jeff. I tried to print a picture of a B-model cement mixer but the ink ran out and I drew the rest of it myself. Jeff was not amused- I thought it was pretty good. He must not have the sense of humor someone like...oh, Rob for instance, has! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/#findComment-79505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhasler Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 I gotta agree with Reese, I've been suffering around here, no tangelos around for almost 2 months...Nice duck impersonation there with the Pringles, I'm assuming this was somewhere around the time "Howard the Duck" was in the theaters?The caption should read "Otherdog emulates his hero Howard the Duck, unfortunately Howard couldn't drive a Mack truck owing to his inter-dimensional illegal alien status, so Otherdog soon gave up this disguise" Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/#findComment-79509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 found more funny pictures- me at Martinsville, 1980- something, and me eating Pringles, date unknown, but probably early '80's.Might have posted this before, cartoonish picture featuring Jeff. I tried to print a picture of a B-model cement mixer but the ink ran out and I drew the rest of it myself. Jeff was not amused- I thought it was pretty good. He must not have the sense of humor someone like...oh, Rob for instance, has! Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/19362-humor-of-the-day/#findComment-79512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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