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Looks like the license plate is from sunny florida. So everything is good from there. Man......that reminds me, I got some cookies that need a milk chaser about now.

Thanks for that post!Now every kid will want to drink their milk.

mike

I've heard that washing your face and hair in milk is beneficial also.

Maybe the women will be interested.

Rob

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I've heard that washing your face and hair in milk is beneficial also.

Maybe the women will be interested.

Rob

reminds me of a joke Rhasler once told. I'll just tell it again-

A woman leaves a note for the milkman to leave her 6 gallons of milk. Milkman reads the note and thinks it must be a mistake so he knocks on the door.

"mornin' ma'am, I saw your note here- did you really want 6 gallons of milk, or did you mean 6 quarts?"

"oh no, I want 6 gallons. I'm gonna put it in the tub and take a bath in it, it keeps me looking young and beautiful"

"oh. do you want it pasteurized?"

"oh no, just up to my tits- I can splash it in my eyes!"

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reminds me of a joke Rhasler once told. I'll just tell it again-

A woman leaves a note for the milkman to leave her 6 gallons of milk. Milkman reads the note and thinks it must be a mistake so he knocks on the door.

"mornin' ma'am, I saw your note here- did you really want 6 gallons of milk, or did you mean 6 quarts?"

"oh no, I want 6 gallons. I'm gonna put it in the tub and take a bath in it, it keeps me looking young and beautiful"

"oh. do you want it pasteurized?"

"oh no, just up to my tits- I can splash it in my eyes!"

Still timeless........

Rob

Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

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