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A teacher at a high school in New Orleans asks one of

her brightest students to use the word "handsome" in a sentence.

The girl named Latisha says, "Sometimes when I be suckin' Leroy's soul pole, my jaw gets sore and I hafta use my handsome."

The quality of our educational system sometimes brings a tear to your eye!

Rob

Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

reminds me of a buckwheat joke-

Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"

Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb."

"Now spell 'stupid'."

Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."

Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."

Buckwheat stands up and says, otay, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in the a sentence."

"I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"

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