Rob Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left." Seniors -- don't mess with them, They didn't get old by being stupid! Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20177-one-for-hatcity/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."Seniors -- don't mess with them, They didn't get old by being stupid! well that was excellant.lol.thanks.bob Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20177-one-for-hatcity/#findComment-83720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Soon thereafter, A senior citizen in a BIG 98 Oldsmobile came barreling thru the fromt window."I pressed the brake and it got faster"DO NOT TRUST OLD FOLKS-they steal everything Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20177-one-for-hatcity/#findComment-83723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Soon thereafter, A senior citizen in a BIG 98 Oldsmobile came barreling thru the fromt window."I pressed the brake and it got faster"DO NOT TRUST OLD FOLKS-they steal everythingAnd that senior was the recently retired NYC Mechanic who drove the Mack sander out of the 3rd floor garage. Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20177-one-for-hatcity/#findComment-84037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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