rhasler Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Kind of a vasectomy joke. OK, here goes...Rob had suffered seriously painful migraines for years, finally he went to see a specialist.The doctor said, Rob, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The badnews is that it will require castration."You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on yourspine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way torelieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Rob was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.He had no choice but to go under the knife, the pain of the headaches was unbearable.When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he wasmissing an important part of himself.As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginningand live a new life.He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A newsuit...'He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see.... Size 44 long'Rob laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?''Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.Rob tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.As Rob admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a newshirt?'Rob thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'The salesman again eyed Rob and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'Rob was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?''Been in the business 60 years.'Rob tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.Rob walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How aboutsome new underwear?'Rob thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.Rob laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 yearsold.'The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 wouldpress your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of aheadache.' 2 Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20178-one-for-rob/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 ahhhhhh haha,,that was excellant,thanks.bob Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20178-one-for-rob/#findComment-83719 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Excellent Mr. Hasler, excellent Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20178-one-for-rob/#findComment-83724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaysm35a2 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 hahahahaha Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20178-one-for-rob/#findComment-83727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Kind of a vasectomy joke. OK, here goes...Rob had suffered seriously painful migraines for years, finally he went to see a specialist.The doctor said, Rob, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The badnews is that it will require castration."You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on yourspine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way torelieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Rob was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.He had no choice but to go under the knife, the pain of the headaches was unbearable.When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he wasmissing an important part of himself.As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginningand live a new life.He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A newsuit...'He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see.... Size 44 long'Rob laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?''Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.Rob tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.As Rob admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a newshirt?'Rob thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'The salesman again eyed Rob and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'Rob was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?''Been in the business 60 years.'Rob tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.Rob walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How aboutsome new underwear?'Rob thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.Rob laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 yearsold.'The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 wouldpress your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of aheadache.'Funny you should mention the headache part. It did go away the same night shortly after "Momma" seen another Mack on the trailer.I've not had a headache since just after joining the BMT community. I shouldn't laugh like that cause it makes my scars hurt.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20178-one-for-rob/#findComment-83738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Rider Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 That would be funny if Rob still had his testicles. Momma took them years ago. She didn't want him to reproduce again and it was the only leverage she had on him. Funny thing is that Rob hadn't seen them in years with the abdominal swelling he is proud of. He uses it like steering control so he can eat using both hands while driving. Quote #1 on A-model registryIf I drink because of work, why can't I drink at work? Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20178-one-for-rob/#findComment-83885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 That would be funny if Rob still had his testicles. Momma took them years ago. She didn't want him to reproduce again and it was the only leverage she had on him. Funny thing is that Rob hadn't seen them in years with the abdominal swelling he is proud of. He uses it like steering control so he can eat using both hands while driving. Don't forget the sexting part too.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20178-one-for-rob/#findComment-83886 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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