Rob Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it is, as I filled it Lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food. But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue.Then came the poop. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, The chairs, the table. Everywhere!Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to Peck me, even though I had fed them Out of my own pocket. And others birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed atAll hours of the day and nightAnd demanded that I fill itWhen it got low on food.After a while, I couldn't evenSit on my own back porchAnymore. So I took down theBird feeder and in three daysThe birds were gone. I cleanedUp their mess and took downThe nests they had builtAll over the patio.Soon, the back yard was likeIt used to be...Quiet, sereneAnd no one demanding theirRights to a free meal.Now let's see.... Our government gives outFree food, subsidized housing,Free medical care, and freeEducation and allows anyoneBorn here to be an automaticcitizen.Then the illegal came by theTens of thousands. SuddenlyOur taxes went up to pay forFree services; small apartmentsare housing 5 families; you Have to wait 6 hours to be seenBy an emergency room doctor;Your child's 2nd grade class isBehind other schools becauseOver half the class doesn't speakEnglish.Corn Flakes now comes in aBilingual box; I have to'press one' to hear my bankTalk to me in English, andPeople waving flags otherThan our Maple Leaf areSquawking and screamingIn the streets, demandingMore rights and free liberties.Just my opinion, but maybeit's time for the governmentTo take down the birdFeeder. 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20369-take-down-the-bird-feeder/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortstack Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Amen! Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20369-take-down-the-bird-feeder/#findComment-84615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 yaaa!!!!!what a country.bob Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20369-take-down-the-bird-feeder/#findComment-84630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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