Adult Truths:

[Rob]

*** Adult Truths ***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. People who forward e- mail without deleting the tons of previous recipients should be shot and then tarred and feathered.

25. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies quit Laughing!

Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.

Enjoy life!!!

Laugh today because wrinkles only indicate where smiles used to be!!

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile!

[fxfymn]

And read this every day before you do anything else. Lifes short; enjoy it!

[Greg Rider]

It is amazing that as our birthdays go by the priorities change, then as the childrens birthdays go by the priority changes again, then when we have grandchildren and are still active enough to enjoy them, those priorities change. This is no insult to the people without kids, just an observation from a 16 year old stuck in a 46 year old body! Life is truly short, much too short for some that are taken from us at a young age. My life is too short only because there is not enough days in the month for me to finish projects.

[fxfymn]

just an observation from a 16 year old stuck in a 46 year old body!

Oh how I wish I could be 46 again! Now that's something you would never believe you would wish for when you are 46.

[mowerman]

thanks rob,,,we were trying to figure out #5 just a few days ago.lol.bob

[shortstack]

I like that Rob. I can relate to most of those! Just haven't cared enough to go to Blue Ray.

[Rob]

I had to ask what "Blue Ray" was as I really didn't know. I know what a VCR, and a DVD is, (thanks to my kids as I don't watch television). I also had to ask a guy at work what "bluetooth" was as again, I'm not into consumer electronics.

Rob

[shortstack]

Yeah as far as technology goes, I get dumber all the time. I have DVD's I never watch and have no desire to start over again. Work and family take up most of my time and BMT and my truck the rest. Just don't really care about all the high tech stuff.