Rob Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand got caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old fellow. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.' The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with." Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 New name for him! Good! Much better than hnic. Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 . Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkobes43 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 LOL this is great! But aint it the truth though...Tom Quote "Nothing Breaks Wind Like A Bulldog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 hehe,,just saw this one,very good..lol..boy that solar panel deal,,sure takes the cake,,,but watch him wiggle outa that,,,like he does with everthing else....(idiot).bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaysm35a2 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Now thats funny ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer52 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 hehe,,just saw this one,very good..lol..boy that solar panel deal,,sure takes the cake,,,but watch him wiggle outa that,,,like he does with everthing else....(idiot).bob Why do we put up with this crap!! Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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