Marriage For Women:

[Rob]

Marriage for Women:

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him

and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's

..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,

for as long and wherever you want ...

..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care

about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to

warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

..then adopt a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care

if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if

every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves

you unconditionally, perpetually ..

..then adopt a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come

when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair

all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only

comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence

is solely to ensure his happiness .,

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..then adopt a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?