other dog Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today,I got customers piling up outside. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feelgreat. I be at work soon........ by the way, You got nice house. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Me Chinese, me do trick, me pour Germtrol on your .Oouch!!!mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Hung Chow woke up horny one morning and told his wife he wanted a "69"...She said "You want beef and broccoli now!?!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmer52 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 I thought "hung chow" was constipation! Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhasler Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Hung Chow woke up horny one morning and told his wife he wanted a "69"...She said "You want beef and broccoli now!?!"That's even better than the original joke. Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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