rhasler Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Figure everyone could use a laugh, here's one from RandyP's neck of the woods.A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to Louisville, Ky to serve and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, and then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.' The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit... what happened next?" 1 Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20540-rookie-texas-priest/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Figure everyone could use a laugh, here's one from RandyP's neck of the woods.A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to central Illinois to serve and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, and then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.' The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit... what happened next?" "Yeah...I guess so" said the new priest. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20540-rookie-texas-priest/#findComment-85601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 heh heh,,,definitely a texan,,,,randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20540-rookie-texas-priest/#findComment-85602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhasler Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 "Yeah...I guess so" said the new priest....with an air of disappointed submission Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20540-rookie-texas-priest/#findComment-85610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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