other dog Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 changing the subject slightly-here's some pictures-this is 4 pieces of steel, 10,000 lbs. each, that I picked up in Masury, Ohio and delivered to Craneworks in Pamplin, Va.An orange truck. My comments-"what's this Schneider truck doing in here?""Oh- keeping with the vegetable theme, this is the pumpkin?"A yellow truck-my comments-"wtf is this, a bulldozer?"..."no, it's a short bus""oh- keeping with the vegetable theme, this is a squash?" Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 All y'all know the difference between Schnieder and J.B. Hunt right? Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 All y'all know the difference between Schnieder and J.B. Hunt right?no...we do not. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I had a truck driver buddy when I was younger tell me a joke once..."You know why JB Hunt trucks only have one seat?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I had a truck driver buddy when I was younger tell me a joke once..."You know why JB Hunt trucks only have one seat?"Uh-----------no Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhasler Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 All y'all know the difference between Schnieder and J.B. Hunt right?no...we do not.I've been waiting all afternoon for this punchline and worse yet, now I have to figger out why a Schneider truck only has one seat! Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I had a truck driver buddy when I was younger tell me a joke once..."You know why JB Hunt trucks only have one seat?"So the driver knows where to sit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 Old one...very old-why does Roadway paint the fenders blue?...so the drivers know which end goes under the trailer.my favorite- why did the big R driver leave his wife?...because he came home and found her sitting on a Trash Can, eating a Cornflake, with a P.I.E. in each hand. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 All y'all know the difference between Schnieder and J.B. Hunt right?"bout 5 gallons of orange paint Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhasler Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 OK, my mind is at ease now that I know the answers to those pressing questions. Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 OK, my mind is at ease now that I know the answers to those pressing questions.You can now sleep well tonite Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 A cop is on routine patrol one day when he sees 2 Swift trucks pulled over on the shoulder. He stops to see what the problem is. He doesn't see anybody, knocks on both trucks, gets no response. He hears a noise over in the woods and goes to investigate. He finds one driver bent over a log with the other driver standing behind him, 'driving him home'. The cop says "what in tha' hell's going on here?" The Swift driver says "this driver was having a heart attack". Cop says "well that's not what you do if he's having a heart attack, you should give him mouth to mouth rescescitation!"(?) Swift driver says "I did- how do you think all this got started?" Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Swift backwards is "Two Faggots in White Sleeper".So I'm told.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 One day an old man sat down on a bench and across the street he saw a little boy sitting on the curb.The old man sat and watched him and saw that he was holding a cat by the tail and had candy in his hand.Every few minutes, the little boy would pop a few pieces of candy in his mouth, bite the cat on the tail, and scoot down a little bit.After the man watched the little boy for a few minutes he walked over and asked the little boy what he was doing.The little boy replied, "I'm playing truck driver!" "Playing truck driver?" the man asked."Yeah, I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on down the line!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullhusk Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 "bout 5 gallons of orange paint So I guess if Schnieder & JB Hunt merged, would that make the new company The Great Pumpkin Hunt? I think It's a legit question? I donn noo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 So I guess if Schnieder & JB Hunt merged, would that make the new company The Great Pumpkin Hunt? I think It's a legit question? I donn nooSounds plausible. Probably get a giant govt. grant to set up in a new terminal with top notch logistics and plenty of contracts ensuring success too.Very Democratic indeed.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Rider Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 What do you get when Schnieder leaves a truck stop? 2 parking spaces!!!!! Quote #1 on A-model registryIf I drink because of work, why can't I drink at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack mhe9 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 hey i wont mess with those swift drivers i was at a truck stop once when one of them lost it he went out to his truck got a gun shot 3 drivers before the gun ran out of water, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 hey i wont mess with those swift drivers i was at a truck stop once when one of them lost it he went out to his truck got a gun shot 3 drivers before the gun ran out of water,they are pretty high strung. I saw a similar incident once where a driver was giving was giving the Swift driver a hard time on the cb radio. After the Swift driver got parked he jumped out of his truck with a razor, fully intending to cut the other driver. Fortunately no one was hurt because he couldn't find anywhere to plug it in. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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