other dog Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Jo's son Billy came over today. He lives in Gloucester,Va, down near the beach. He told me he had some crabs when he got here, so I pulled him aside and told him "don't worry-that's no big deal at all! I'll tell you what to do. You don't need to go to any doctor, or go get any special creams or lotions. Just use diesel fuel."He said "huh? wtf are you talking about?!!"I said " there's no need to be embarassed, just get a little diesel fuel, rub it all over your junk, it'll kill them bastards right now, if not sooner, and it won't hurt ya"He said "no, I got some crabs out of our crab pot right before I left, we can cook them on the grill".So I said "oh...I knew that"...I've never been so embarassed. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Bleach-but it will kill ya. Or you just wish it did. BUT,it works Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Never knew you could get crabs on your grill, guess in these modern times any things possible............... Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 Never knew you could get crabs on your grill, guess in these modern times any things possible...............It's a new one on me too. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Sounds like he needs a fire lit under his butt. Thad take care dem crabs. Tell him to stop sittin on tha grill.I've heard Germtrol will take care of it.Hey Tom........went to the local Kroger store lookin for some of tha Bone Sucking Sauce you keep talkin bout and cannot find it. The H G Hill Store does not carry it either. Maybe the Publics Store has it? I'll try it next time.Came home last night with Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce and grilled out. Enjoyed some burgers with it on top. I had rather put the ingredients inside the meat before cookin first, but the g/f was in charge of it, so I stayed out of tha way.mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog man Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 LMAO Tom Diesel fuel fer Crabs huh? How bout some Marvell Mystery oil? it does wonders in crankcases & motors why not the crabs ? lol later Quote You Cant Fix Stupid. But You Can Numb It With A Sledgehammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 LMAO Tom Diesel fuel fer Crabs huh? How bout some Marvell Mystery oil? it does wonders in crankcases & motors why not the crabs ? lollater I don't know from first hand experience Mack, but I did hear a truck driver say that years ago, so I assume it must be true. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I don't know from first hand experience Mack, but I did hear a truck driver say that years ago, so I assume it must be true.oh ya,,whatever lol..bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I don't know from first hand experience Mack, but I did hear a truck driver say that years ago, so I assume it must be true.I can tell you from firsthand experience,if a truckdriver said it,IT HAS TO BE TRUE!.......................................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Not from personal experience but vodka will do the trick. Several fellow "squids" from my Navy days made use of the cure while overseas.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leversole Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I always heard the best way was to set your pubes on fire, and when the crabs run out, stab them with an ice pick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Not from personal experience but vodka will do the trick. Several fellow "squids" from my Navy days made use of the cure while overseas.RobWe know better. Its all from personal experience. Question is, did you drink the rest, or use it to cook with?mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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