Rob Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Replacement of Mouse Balls.If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may needa ball replacement.Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Becauseof the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse ballsshould only be attempted by properly trained personnel.Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining theunderside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder thanforeign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon themanufacturer of the mouse.Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic ballsare replaced by using the twist off method.Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handlingcan result in sudden discharge.Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls formaintaining optimum customer satisfaction.Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel incharge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep inmind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappycustomer. 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatcity Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Replacement of Mouse Balls.If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may needa ball replacement.Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Becauseof the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse ballsshould only be attempted by properly trained personnel.Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining theunderside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder thanforeign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon themanufacturer of the mouse.Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic ballsare replaced by using the twist off method.Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handlingcan result in sudden discharge.Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls formaintaining optimum customer satisfaction.Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel incharge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep inmind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappycustomer.Rob is not happy Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87896 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 8, 2011 Author Share Posted October 8, 2011 Just holding fond rememberances.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Heh heh,,I like the "excessive handling" part. Would 3 or 4 times a day be termed excessive? randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 8, 2011 Author Share Posted October 8, 2011 Here ya go Randy. Further knowlege to build upon....http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070625170231AAkqx0WRob 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Here ya go Randy. Further knowlege to build upon....http://answers.yahoo...25170231AAkqx0WRobI was tempted to sign in to Yahoo and reply "just stomp them into the ground and don't worry about the filthy creatures". Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaddeusW Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Mouse balls make good ammunition. Just get a length of 1" pipe, air tank and 1" ball valve. Connect pipe to valve, valve to tank and fill tank with air. load ball and fire.Thank god for the optical mouse. Quote -Thad What America needs is less bull and more Bulldog! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Here ya go Randy. Further knowlege to build upon....http://answers.yahoo...25170231AAkqx0WRobIs there no subject that is not covered on internet anymore? LOL,,I would have to agree with Tom, dont worry bout your pet rats balls, just stomp the bastard in the ground and be done with him. I do like the option of being able to pull your balls up inside at the sign of danger. randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Mouse balls make good ammunition. Just get a length of 1" pipe, air tank and 1" ball valve. Connect pipe to valve, valve to tank and fill tank with air. load ball and fire.Thank god for the optical mouse.I saw a potato gun once made out of pvc pipe. squirt a little hair spray in it and light it and it would shoot a potato several hundred yards. there's lots of better uses for potatoes though, like french fried, baked, boiled,fried with onions, mashed...never seen a mouse ball gun. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 My mouse must be a lesbian. Not only has it never had any balls, it has no use for 'em. Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 8, 2011 Author Share Posted October 8, 2011 My mouse must be a lesbian. Not only has it never had any balls, it has no use for 'em. If you get another mouse like it, be certain to webcam the action. People on the internet like that kind of stuff.Rob 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Why video tape it? It's actually pretty boring...a still picture should suffice. Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 I saw a potato gun once made out of pvc pipe. squirt a little hair spray in it and light it and it would shoot a potato several hundred yards. there's lots of better uses for potatoes though, like french fried, baked, boiled,fried with onions, mashed...never seen a mouse ball gun.I made a tater gun one time Tom, heh, but screw the hair spray, i used starting fluid. We like big noises here in texas,,,randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 sumbitch singed all hair off my eyebrows too,,,randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 I made one for my son to shoot tennis balls using oxy/acetylene gas as the fuel and a steel pipe. Talk about loud, and never seen a few of the tennis balls again. Just a squirt of acetylene in an oxygen blanket is all it takes. Use masking tape as the wick and get the hell away from it after lighting the fuse.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87971 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 Why video tape it? It's actually pretty boring...a still picture should suffice.Get yourself another "lesbian" mouse, place them side by side on their backs, bend down and give each one's optical port a good wet lick and step back watching the action. Be sure and have that webcam going cause the action could be short!!I thought lesbian animals went out with the exinction of the "Lickalotapus's.Rob 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 I made one for my son to shoot tennis balls using oxy/acetylene gas as the fuel and a steel pipe. Talk about loud, and never seen a few of the tennis balls again. Just a squirt of acetylene in an oxygen blanket is all it takes. Use masking tape as the wick and get the hell away from it after lighting the fuse.RobWell then, that would explain the time I was sitting at home minding my own bidness and the tennis ball came out of the sky and crashed through the roof, doing major damage to the house. I always wondered about that. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 Damn, now I'm dissapointed. I thought I'd placed enough charge behind it to make the mid Atlantic ocean before striking anything.Oh well, my ballistics need some adjustment and recalculation.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-87999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Well then, that would explain the time I was sitting at home minding my own bidness and the tennis ball came out of the sky and crashed through the roof, doing major damage to the house. I always wondered about that.I knew that statement wasnt credible when you said you was minding your OWN bidness Tom. heh heh and a heh,,,,,randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-88005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Get yourself another "lesbian" mouse, place them side by side on their backs, bend down and give each one's optical port a good wet lick and step back watching the action. Be sure and have that webcam going cause the action could be short!!I thought lesbian animals went out with the exinction of the "Lickalotapus's.RobRob, Tom wants to know if its okay if he licks them more than once,,,,,,,randyp Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-88009 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 Rob, Tom wants to know if its okay if he licks them more than once,,,,,,,randypI'm told you can but once you start, you can't stop. Trouble is that if you don't lick often, they start to stink. You really don't want to use water as a "funk reduction agent" either as it can short them out.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-88016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Just curious, I got an infra red mouse....that mean it's always in heat? 1 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-88406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Just curious, I got an infra red mouse....that mean it's always in heat?Typically they are very cold to detect heat.Rob Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/20946-randyp-computer-repairman/#findComment-88407 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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