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THINGS TO SAY TO AN OBAMA VOTER WHO JUST GOT LAID OFF:

1. Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn't win.

2. Didn't your lady parts warn you ...this would happen?

3. Look at the Bright Side, Gay marriage passed in four states.

4. Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn't that the important thing?

5. I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he'll send you a postcard from Hawaii.

6. Well, look at the bright side, Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase.

7. Hey! Now you'll have more time to play with your unicorn.

8. Isn't it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?

9. Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common.

10. Forward!

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

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Received this from a friend...

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA,

they decided to send it to President Obama.

Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thankyou note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for

some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and that asshole Obama took $95.00 in taxes.

Ken

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Jokes on us! I learned today from the ATF investigation in Connecticut that we're Survivalists and potential Terrorists. We meet most of the requirements..

Survivalist requirements per HLS and ATF

Canned and frozen food CHECK

More than 2 day supply of food CHECK

Hunt and fish CHECK

Vegetable Garden CHECK

Generator CHECK

Do your own repairs CHECK

Bunker/ Fallout shelter NOPE

ATV or 4 X 4 CHECK

Lie in Rural or semi rural

Domestic Terrorist per HLS and FBI

All of above plus

Weapons and ammo CHECK

Military Combat Veteran CHECK

Distrusts Media or Government CHECK

Saved the best for last......

Christian Male............................. CHECK

I guess everybody not on the GIMME list is BAD

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Second time name that....see a trend here? Mao got man of the year 54 times....

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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" Mao got man of the year 54 times..."--Because it was either that or death?... :whistling:

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Jokes on us! I learned today from the ATF investigation in Connecticut that we're Survivalists and potential Terrorists. We meet most of the requirements..

Survivalist requirements per HLS and ATF

Canned and frozen food CHECK

More than 2 day supply of food CHECK

Hunt and fish CHECK

Vegetable Garden CHECK

Generator CHECK

Do your own repairs CHECK

Bunker/ Fallout shelter NOPE

ATV or 4 X 4 CHECK

Lie in Rural or semi rural

Domestic Terrorist per HLS and FBI

All of above plus

Weapons and ammo CHECK

Military Combat Veteran CHECK

Distrusts Media or Government CHECK

Saved the best for last......

Christian Male............................. CHECK

I guess everybody not on the GIMME list is BAD

20 years ago these were considered part of the moral fiber that made America a great nation. Now it's putting you on the "suspicious" list. . . . might as well include everybody who Pledges the Flag and prays to God an automatic domestic terrorist . . . . . I'm still coping with the direction this country has taken and have a hard time believing it on a day to day basis. . . . .

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I agree,but,you know what? I don't care! They can put me on whatever list they want. I refuse to lower myself to THEIR level just to get along.
I may not be able to change the world,but I intend to surround myself with others who live with the beliefs and standards of the way it used to be. At least I can make my little corner a little better. If everyone else does the same,maybe the world can be a little better.

Merry Christmas,my friends!

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I agree,but,you know what? I don't care! They can put me on whatever list they want. I refuse to lower myself to THEIR level just to get along.

I may not be able to change the world,but I intend to surround myself with others who live with the beliefs and standards of the way it used to be. At least I can make my little corner a little better. If everyone else does the same,maybe the world can be a little better.

Merry Christmas,my friends!

Good way to be. Don't let the bastar&s win!!!!!!!

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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:SMOKIE-RT:

I agree,but,you know what? I don't care! They can put me on whatever list they want. I refuse to lower myself to THEIR level just to get along.

I may not be able to change the world,but I intend to surround myself with others who live with the beliefs and standards of the way it used to be. At least I can make my little corner a little better. If everyone else does the same,maybe the world can be a little better.

Merry Christmas,my friends!

Ditto

BULLHUSK

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I agree,but,you know what? I don't care! They can put me on whatever list they want. I refuse to lower myself to THEIR level just to get along.

I may not be able to change the world,but I intend to surround myself with others who live with the beliefs and standards of the way it used to be. At least I can make my little corner a little better. If everyone else does the same,maybe the world can be a little better.

Merry Christmas,my friends!

Same here! well said!............................Mark

Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate.

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The new meaning of "WORDS"

Obstructing Congress regarding Terrorists in the Homeland is "Security"

Lying to Congress regarding Terrorists in the Homeland is "Transparency"

Giving Taxpayer Money to America’s Enemies Makes Good Sense

Marines and Soldiers who Cannot Not Shoot Back will Win the Battle

Obama Control of All Foods Gives Americans the Choice they Deserve

NASA Will Teleport into space through the Arabian Desert

Releasing all US Nuclear Secrets to America’s Enemies is Transparency

Destroying Small Business is Double Plus Good

Any Surviving Small Business Shall be Controlled at the Oval Office

Refusing FOIA Requests Makes "Openess"

Obama Censorship in America is the new "Transparency"

Taxing Those Daring Opposing Views is Fairness (Doctrine)

All Freed terrorists deserve Immediate Welfare, healthcare, college, and taxpayer funded IVF

Criminal Illegal Aliens Before American Veterans for Health Care

Criminal Illegal Aliens Before American Children for College

ObamaCARE's installed Neoslavery is Freedom

Medical Records Held by the State and the Czars Constitutes 'Privacy'

Rationing Healthcare and Displacing Doctors and Nurses Creates Jobs

Missing Nuclear Weapon Computers Constitues 'Security'

Two-tiered Tax and HealthCARE Systems favoring Politicians is obviously Fair

Eliminating US Military Capacity Makes for Increased Esteem and Strength

Every Freed, Armed Terrorist Makes for Improved American Safety

Giving the Moslem Brotherhood Control of US Nukes is the DNC/Obama Goal

Everything still is “Bush’s Fault”

Competition is Evil

War is Peace (*)

Freedom is Slavery (*)

Ignorance is Strength (*)

* Thanks to George Orwells Animal Farm

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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The new meaning of "WORDS"

Obstructing Congress regarding Terrorists in the Homeland is "Security"

Lying to Congress regarding Terrorists in the Homeland is "Transparency"

Giving Taxpayer Money to America’s Enemies Makes Good Sense

Marines and Soldiers who Cannot Not Shoot Back will Win the Battle

Obama Control of All Foods Gives Americans the Choice they Deserve

NASA Will Teleport into space through the Arabian Desert

Releasing all US Nuclear Secrets to America’s Enemies is Transparency

Destroying Small Business is Double Plus Good

Any Surviving Small Business Shall be Controlled at the Oval Office

Refusing FOIA Requests Makes "Openess"

Obama Censorship in America is the new "Transparency"

Taxing Those Daring Opposing Views is Fairness (Doctrine)

All Freed terrorists deserve Immediate Welfare, healthcare, college, and taxpayer funded IVF

Criminal Illegal Aliens Before American Veterans for Health Care

Criminal Illegal Aliens Before American Children for College

ObamaCARE's installed Neoslavery is Freedom

Medical Records Held by the State and the Czars Constitutes 'Privacy'

Rationing Healthcare and Displacing Doctors and Nurses Creates Jobs

Missing Nuclear Weapon Computers Constitues 'Security'

Two-tiered Tax and HealthCARE Systems favoring Politicians is obviously Fair

Eliminating US Military Capacity Makes for Increased Esteem and Strength

Every Freed, Armed Terrorist Makes for Improved American Safety

Giving the Moslem Brotherhood Control of US Nukes is the DNC/Obama Goal

Everything still is “Bush’s Fault”

Competition is Evil

War is Peace (*)

Freedom is Slavery (*)

Ignorance is Strength (*)

* Thanks to George Orwells Animal Farm

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Clearly a bunch of Fargon Iceholes in DC and they should all have there Bells in a sling, starting with our fearless leader

BULLHUSK

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I was gonna say our "fearless leader" didn't have any bells,but after all he's done to blatantly assault our US Constitution,it's clear he has big brass ones. We need to hand 'em back to him in a velvet sack...

Speed

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The President on vacation in Hawaii, sends his Holiday Message to America on the budget and to the troops headed to Africa to "fight" Al-quida as we cut military spending....

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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I think that picture pretty much sums up his feelings on blue-collar working Americans....................................Mark

I think that picture pretty much sums up his feelings on any law abiding and working TRUE American! God bless and help us!

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I wish I could tke credit for finding the official Christmas photo, but I received it in the Christmas message from my V.V.A. post commander today. Paul

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I’m telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he sees you when you’re building.
he wants what you all make.
he’ll tell the 47 per cent.
that being rich is a mistake.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I’m telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he’ll tell you to be thankful.
to bow down and give thanks.
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp.
to get your thinking “straight”.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I’m telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town.

he’ll give you a free cell phone.
say Obamacare is great.
he’ll tell you being a success.
is something you should hate.

oh you better not work.
you better not try.
you better not earn.
I’m telling you why.
Obama Claus is coming to town

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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