Obama joke of the day

[farmer52]

George W Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”

The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you sir?” Bush replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”

[JTFormula]

My wife just randomly said to me "Obamatax, the power to give away what's rightfully yours."

She's a damn keeper.

[41chevy]

Obama has stated:

I think I'm a better speech writer than my speech writers. I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I'll tell you right now that I'm . . . a better political director than my political director.

Obama has told people that he is the smartest president ever! But as a matter of fact, Obama is stupid and cannot reason rationally. He predicts, but his predictions are wrong. He speaks, but he speaks in lies. Whenever something fails, the fault is always elsewhere, because everything he does he thinks is perfect and complete. Obama is stupid. Why? Because he is too full of himself.

Republican Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley took a shot at President Barack Obama's stance on the Supreme Court via Twitter

Constituents asked why I am not outraged at President Obama's attack on Supreme Court Independence. Because the American people are not as stupid as this ex-prof of constitutional law.

European commentators criticized Obama for his statements about the global economy. Fidel Castro has called him stupid.

Perhaps we can argue that Obama is smart because of his speeches. But Obama does not write his speeches. Jon Favreau does. All the inspirational phrases are the inspiration of Jon Favreau. Obama reads off the Favreau speeches from a telepromter. And what happens when he speaks without a speech prepared for him and without the teleprompter? He is unable to speak extemporaneously. Even though he knows all the buzzwords. He becomes a less than average speaker and sounds like a fool with his stuttering and stammering. His grammar becomes incorrect. His thoughts are confusing.

Daniel Kurtzman has made a list of the dumbest Obama quotes of all time.

"When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..." Mistakenly referring to Hawaii as Asia while holding a press conference outside Honolulu, Nov. 16, 2011
"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries." Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010
"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)
"I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances" After saying he had spoken with all the living presidents as he prepared to take office, Washington, D.C., Nov. 7, 2008 (Obama later called Nancy Reagan to apologize)
"I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." Speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008
"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today, our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.
"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system." In remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009
"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." In an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying "your Christian faith," which Obama quickly clarified, Sept. 7, 2008
"UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems." Attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug. 11, 2009
"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." -- defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, who argued that Obama's policy hurts small-business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008
"The Cambridge police acted stupidly." Commenting on a white police officer's arrest of black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. at his home in Cambridge, Mass., at a news conference, July 22, 2009. Obama later had to convene a "Beer Summit" at the White House to help tamp down the controversy stirred by his remark.
"It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." Speaking at a San Francisco fundraiser about his troubles winning over some small-town, working-class voters, April 11, 2008.
"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world, Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard." Mispronouncing "Corpsman" (the "ps" is silent) during a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Washington, D.C., Feb. 5, 2010 (The Corpsman's name is also Christopher, not Christian)
"I've now been in 57 states. I think one left to go." At a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon, May 9, 2008

To bring socialism to the United States, Obama must mislead. To mislead he must choose his words carefully, to carefully craft the lie. But he is not clever enough to do that himself. That is one of the reasons he needs to have his speeches prepared ahead of time.

Obama lies and prevaricates and it is only when he is angry that we see the real Obama emerge. Then when he realizes that he may have gone too far, he removes himself from the fray. He blames others hoping that no one will actually catch on.

When it comes time to take action, most everything he touches falls to pieces. He, in fact, has no single political success. He is certainly the stupidest man to occupy the Oval Office.

If Obama is the answer, how stupid was the question?

Well I believe he answered it pretty much tonight...

[Speed]

Excellent!!! And HE thinks BUSH is stupid....

Speed

[41chevy]

Excellent!!! And HE thinks BUSH is stupid....

Speed

No, he thinks we are stupid!!

[RowdyRebel]

Obama called for raising the federal minimum wage to $9/hour. The governor here (democrat) spoke about wanting to raise the state minimum wage to $10/hour. I'm just curious what the correlation is between the minimum wage, the youth unemployment rate, and the Chicago murder rate.

I don't know any 15-16 year old kids worth $9-10/hour. Hell, I don't know very many 18 year old kids worth that much. And the politicians wonder WHY young people can't find jobs...

[theakerstwo]

Subject:

A Ford Dealer's Report

This is exactly why Mitt Romney said that 40 something % of the people are too dependent on the government. They have learned to work the system.

A Ford Dealer's Report - From Tom Selkis' (Latham Ford) Facebook - True story yesterday at the dealership.

"I'll try to make this as short and to the point as I can.

One of my salesmen here had a woman in his office yesterday wanting to lease a brand new Focus.

As he was reviewing her credit application with her he noticed she was on social security disability.

He said to her you don't look like you're disabled and unable to work.

She said well I'm really not. I could work if I wanted to, but I make more now than I did when I was working and got hurt (non-disabling injury).

She said the gov't sends her $1500.00 a month in 1 check. And she gets $700.00 a month on an EBT card (food stamps), and $800.00 a month for rent.

Oh yeah, and 250 minutes free on her phone.

That is just south of $3500.00 a month.

When she was working, she was taking home about $330.00 per week.

Do the math and then ask yourself why the hell should she go back to work.

If you multiply that by millions of people, you start to realize the scope of the problem we face as a country.

Once the socialists have 51% of the population in that same scenario, we are finished.

The question is when do we cross that threshold if we haven't already, and there are not enough people working to pay enough taxes to support the non-working people? Riots?? Be prepared to protect your homes.

She didn't lease the Focus here because the dealer down the road beat our deal by $10.00/month.

Glad to know she is so frugal with her hard earned money."

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[David]

 

Obama called for raising the federal minimum wage to $9/hour. The governor here (democrat) spoke about wanting to raise the state minimum wage to $10/hour. I'm just curious what the correlation is between the minimum wage, the youth unemployment rate, and the Chicago murder rate.

I don't know any 15-16 year old kids worth $9-10/hour. Hell, I don't know very many 18 year old kids worth that much. And the politicians wonder WHY young people can't find jobs...

 

He doesn't really give a shit about what anyone earns unless it's enough that he can raise their taxes. His plan to raise the minimum wage is entirely self serving. First he's looking to buy more votes for Democratic Congressional candidates in 2014 so he might gain control of the House. Second, It's payback time for the unions for their support. Some union contracts are indexed to the minimum wage. If an apprentice is to be paid three times the minimum wage by contract their pay will go up from $21.75 to $27 per hour. And then everyone up the ladder gets a raise also.

[Pawel]

Friends - I think you're being played here. If it's such a cool deal to live on social security, why don't you do it yourselves? Yeah, I know you've got work ethics, and you were raised other way but then this is capitalism (still) and your economic decisions should be based on cold, hard cash, and not on ideology. But I believe, it's the really rich people, like bank presidents earning many millions of dollars, who try to make you believe the people "working the system" have it so well. This way they can safely justify cutting government spending, saving them more millions of dollars. If you spend money for social security, people who receive it buy food and small stuff (if you bought it, a truck brought it - more work, less unemployment!). If you give more millions to the millionaires, they are going to put them on their swiss bank accounts - doesn't sound like a lot of hauling here!

Thanks for reading and have a nice day

Paweł

[purepressure2004]

  

He doesn't really give a shit about what anyone earns unless it's enough that he can raise their taxes. His plan to raise the minimum wage is entirely self serving. First he's looking to buy more votes for Democratic Congressional candidates in 2014 so he might gain control of the House. Second, It's payback time for the unions for their support. Some union contracts are indexed to the minimum wage. If an apprentice is to be paid three times the minimum wage by contract their pay will go up from $21.75 to $27 per hour. And then everyone up the ladder gets a raise also.

Unions are at all time lows though, and they're not bringing new members in. I think the unions had they're agenda's also, why else would they have pushed so hard for him.

[David]

Friends - I think you're being played here. If it's such a cool deal to live on social security, why don't you do it yourselves? Yeah, I know you've got work ethics, and you were raised other way but then this is capitalism (still) and your economic decisions should be based on cold, hard cash, and not on ideology. But I believe, it's the really rich people, like bank presidents earning many millions of dollars, who try to make you believe the people "working the system" have it so well. This way they can safely justify cutting government spending, saving them more millions of dollars. If you spend money for social security, people who receive it buy food and small stuff (if you bought it, a truck brought it - more work, less unemployment!). If you give more millions to the millionaires, they are going to put them on their swiss bank accounts - doesn't sound like a lot of hauling here!

Thanks for reading and have a nice day

Paweł

Have you been hitting the kool aid again?

[RowdyRebel]

Friends - I think you're being played here. If it's such a cool deal to live on social security, why don't you do it yourselves? Yeah, I know you've got work ethics, and you were raised other way but then this is capitalism (still) and your economic decisions should be based on cold, hard cash, and not on ideology. But I believe, it's the really rich people, like bank presidents earning many millions of dollars, who try to make you believe the people "working the system" have it so well. This way they can safely justify cutting government spending, saving them more millions of dollars. If you spend money for social security, people who receive it buy food and small stuff (if you bought it, a truck brought it - more work, less unemployment!). If you give more millions to the millionaires, they are going to put them on their swiss bank accounts - doesn't sound like a lot of hauling here!

Thanks for reading and have a nice day

Paweł

The problem I have is that our founding documents clearly establish the reason for the government to exist....to secure the God-given, unalienable rights of the people....Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Now each and every person has the right (and the liberty) to PURSUE their own happiness. That is how it is SUPPOSED to be, anyway. If you want to find happiness, you've got to get off your butt and put forth the effort....the pursuit. For some, that pursuit pays off...but there is no guarantee that it will. You do not have the right to BE happy...only to PURSUE happiness. Just because it happens to elude you does not necessarily imply that somebody else infringed upon any of your rights.

Now you take somebody who has achieved success. They made the effort to educate themselves....developed skills....and then used their talents and abilities to produce something of value. When that product or service is sold to somebody who wants or needs it, it essentially converts the fruits of their labor into a monetary value. So what portion of the fruits of your labor is your neighbor entitled to? Involuntary servitude was abolished by the 13th Amendment...so why should I be forced to hand what I worked hard to earn over to somebody else who refuses to put forth ANY effort to improve their own station in life? That infringes upon my liberty to choose what I do with the fruits of my labor, as well as placing a HUGE roadblock ahead of me in my pursuit of happiness. Remember, Government was instituted among men to SECURE the unalienable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...NOT to create roadblocks and hinder the rights of the people.

It should not be the place of government to create any "safety nets" in society. The left commonly quotes the Bible to justify their handouts to the lazy and those unwilling to work...however, they are misguided. We should all help our neighbors because we WANT to help them....not because there is a gun to our head FORCING us to help. If they truly believed in helping those less fortunate, they would donate more of their own money to charitable organizations....not raise my taxes to support a government takeover of what SHOULD be handled by those charitable organizations. I fail to see any morality, kindness or generosity when they are giving away other people's money...only greed for the power it brings back to them.

[realwolfdaddy]

The problem I have is that our founding documents clearly establish the reason for the government to exist....to secure the God-given, unalienable rights of the people....Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Now each and every person has the right (and the liberty) to PURSUE their own happiness. That is how it is SUPPOSED to be, anyway. If you want to find happiness, you've got to get off your butt and put forth the effort....the pursuit. For some, that pursuit pays off...but there is no guarantee that it will. You do not have the right to BE happy...only to PURSUE happiness. Just because it happens to elude you does not necessarily imply that somebody else infringed upon any of your rights.

Now you take somebody who has achieved success. They made the effort to educate themselves....developed skills....and then used their talents and abilities to produce something of value. When that product or service is sold to somebody who wants or needs it, it essentially converts the fruits of their labor into a monetary value. So what portion of the fruits of your labor is your neighbor entitled to? Involuntary servitude was abolished by the 13th Amendment...so why should I be forced to hand what I worked hard to earn over to somebody else who refuses to put forth ANY effort to improve their own station in life? That infringes upon my liberty to choose what I do with the fruits of my labor, as well as placing a HUGE roadblock ahead of me in my pursuit of happiness. Remember, Government was instituted among men to SECURE the unalienable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...NOT to create roadblocks and hinder the rights of the people.

It should not be the place of government to create any "safety nets" in society. The left commonly quotes the Bible to justify their handouts to the lazy and those unwilling to work...however, they are misguided. We should all help our neighbors because we WANT to help them....not because there is a gun to our head FORCING us to help. If they truly believed in helping those less fortunate, they would donate more of their own money to charitable organizations....not raise my taxes to support a government takeover of what SHOULD be handled by those charitable organizations. I fail to see any morality, kindness or generosity when they are giving away other people's money...only greed for the power it brings back to them.

I Agree with your statement, but for the first time. I really feel this nation is in trouble, it's true what you stated this country was built on. but the nation has been sold first of all to China. Nafta has created a generation that has been brought up with children seeing their parents laid off . loosing jobs that generations of family members have always had. and their Teachers that spent the last four or five years with a liberal professor pound in their heads how a life style that isn't natural should be explored and funded with tax payer money, and children are taught this belief for 7 hours everyday, these children have seen their parents forced to live off the goverment, their healthcare provided by the goverment, their education provided by the goverment. This is the only life they know, Most children have no real man in there life they can look up to. when they get thousands of dollars each year billed as, so called earned income credits, for having children outside of marriage. Who do you think their ever going to vote for? someone who might take this free money away?

Just think of how many people that you know that live off the goverment, not including seniors, and how many you know that pay taxes. the ratio is getting worst everyday without shame. I have a very healthy cousin that boast how much free food he and his able body wife get in food stamps. He wasn't raised this way, but this way of thinking is like a cancer on the american soul that is eating our nations foundation away. We idolized ball players that live a moral less life, Draft dodging boxers are made to be thought of as hero's, we listen to movie stars that are in and out of marriages stand up at a election rally's and tell us what's wrong with america. And we say nothing for the fear of being labeled as a hate mongrel, our son's wear their pants down around there butts to dress like prisoners, Have we gone crazy?

The elections are actually being bought with your tax dollars and why would it ever change? Morals are taught to be out dated. Christian beliefs are mocked and taught to be of hate and oppressiveness. Their taught to embrace perversion, and never question anything that is spouted that could posible saves the planet from global warming. look what ethenol has done to our gas engines and gas mileage .

today's TV shows portray a hard working man as a fool and the woman along with her children are always by far smarter and in tune with true life than the father. Remember All in the family? Archie was the only one working supporting the entire family but he was always made out a buffoon and his free loading children hated everything he stood for, but they still ate his food and let him shelter them. The liberal world is the same way they hate everything that built this country, but love its freedom.

I believe the passion we share for mack trucks is the same reason we love what built america, there was a time Mack built a quality truck that was apart of America's greatest accomplishments Hoover Dam, Big dig in Boston, and many more, also the men that drove and bought Mack's were great men, they too believed in hard work and in a quality piece of work and equipment, and we looked up to them and the truck they so often admired. I'll stop but its very sad state we're in. God please save us.

[realwolfdaddy]

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[theakerstwo]

For you that want to keep up on were America is tune in on the jimmy Swagard show and wait for Francis and freinds come on. This is more enlighten to me and also they have some bible to back it up with.This country has been sold out by both side but many the liberal have cashed in on us and will not let nothen get in there way to get to suck up some more to obama.

[other dog]

Certainly "politically incorrect", one of the liberal's favorite phrases, but in the real world you know that's exactly what this stupid bitch is thinking. No, wait..."stupid bitch" is politically incorrect too, even though the shoe fits. It's just like saying Rosie O'donnell is a fat stupid bitch is politically incorrect, even though it's a fact. Hmmmmm... never mind, I cain't say nuthin' 'bout nobody- jest fergit you ever saw this.

[RowdyRebel]

As much as I dislike that commie bitch, and although I don't doubt for a second she'd confuse "human nature" with "criminal nature" in order to believe such an asinine hypothesis, I just couldn't in good conscience NOT look into that "quote" further. I was HOPING to find video of her saying it....or at least a quote from ABC/NBC/CBS/CNN/FOX...one of the major news outlets....but the only thing I could find was this...from the Palookaville Post...which seems to be more-or-less along the same vein as the Onion.

[Speed]

Can ANYONE come up with a valid reason the political psycho women,Boxer,Pelosi,Clinton and Feinstein.SHOULDN'T be considered criminally insane and locked up?

Speed

[41chevy]

Can ANYONE come up with a valid reason the political psycho women,Boxer,Pelosi,Clinton and Feinstein.SHOULDN'T be considered criminally insane and locked up?

Speed

I can't find a reason why any politician shouldn't be put in a jail or asylum!! Paul

[RowdyRebel]

I can't find a reason why any politician shouldn't be put in a jail or asylum!! Paul

That statement there is painting things with an awful broad brush. My state rep in the state legislature has been in the news a couple times, and every time it happens the only thing that prevents me from standing up and applauding what I'm hearing is my seat belt. The guy definitely speaks on my behalf....but then he's an NRA member, his family owns a small trucking company, and he's fiscally conservative. Almost as good as being in the state house myself. Sure, every once in a while something comes up that I don't exactly agree with, but at least I can see where he's coming from.

They may be few and very far between....but there are some good ones out there.

My rep gets acknowledged at 4:50 & speaks 4:55-6:30.

[41chevy]

It is a broad brush. Unfortunately most start out good but change after a time. Was not always that way but it seems to happen more and more with the current crop in power. The bad ones just keep chipping away until they bring them down or drive them out.

[David]