RowdyRebel Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 ...and here I thought the jokes had run out. This thread has been kinda dead lately. Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Lord knows I've been trying to be all the Post Vigilantes want but... 2 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 How many Presidents (or anyone else) have had this many jokes about them? This alleged president has set records on so many things,starting withSpeed the number of derogatory nicknames given to him, Quote "Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><i><b>MACK-E Model Registry # 36</b></i><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><a href="http://www.nvabatetravel.com/"target="_blank">http://www.nvabatetravel.com/</a> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post farmer52 Posted April 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted April 21, 2013 Barack and Michelle are at a baseball game sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the president.Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently and says, "NO".The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And... the fans would love it!"So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, if that's what the people want..." He then stands up, grabs the First Lady by her collar and the seat of her pants, and tosses her right over the wall into the field!Michelle slowly gets back to her feet, kicking, swearing, and screaming and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.Barack bows and smiles to the crowd, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!" Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks, "What's wrong?"The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first PITCH!" 6 Quote Ken PRR Country and Charter member of the "Mack Pack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyRebel Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Quote When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post other dog Posted October 11, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 11, 2013 . 7 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post vision386 Posted October 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2013 I like this one too!.............................Mark 4 Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 2 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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