David Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Only http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdsamp.htmldays of this guy left. Shouldn't be too hard to come up with one for each day. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 18, 2011 Author Share Posted November 18, 2011 429 left Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 It is still too many days for me, for him to be in the Whitehouse. Then we get to pay his salary for the next too many years. Just think of the presidents that are still in there and we all are paying their salaries.mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91262 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 18, 2011 Author Share Posted November 18, 2011 We would way ahead in the long run if we could double his retirement pay and get him to retire today. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91267 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I'm thinking a deserted island out in the Pacific Ocean would be a decent home for many of these people and all of the convicts also. With a one way ticket only.mike 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 428 leftBut this is no joke. After three years of study, this hack has put this decission off until after the election. Canada is saying screw you. We'll sell our oil to China.http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/20111118/WIRE/111119499/1036/business?Title=KRAUTHAMMER-Obama-picks-politics-over-U-S-jobs-energy Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speed Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I believe he needs to be exiled to Kenya;they ALL love him there. Quote "Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><i><b>MACK-E Model Registry # 36</b></i><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><a href="http://www.nvabatetravel.com/"target="_blank">http://www.nvabatetravel.com/</a> Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 20, 2011 Author Share Posted November 20, 2011 427 days left Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
billythekid Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 O man thats harsh i wouldent wanna have a big black lady screaming at me gosh.. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91473 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 426........................ Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 22, 2011 Author Share Posted November 22, 2011 425... Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 O man thats harsh i wouldent wanna have a big black lady screaming at me gosh..He's only looking at how wide she can open up her mouth for his pleasure. A cigar.mike Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 424.. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91737 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful we only have 423 days before PBO gets shipped back to Chicago. I wonder if he'll pardon his buddy Tony Rezko (who was just sentenced to 10 1/2 years) before he leaves. Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olivetroad Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 David - Happy Thanksgiving and keep the jokes coming, my sons and I look forward to each new one - David in Missouri Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 25, 2011 Author Share Posted November 25, 2011 Everyone, Feel free post 'em if you have 'em. Now 422............... Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowerman Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 ya,,,last i heard this worthless bastard wants to remove all the religious decorations from the white house tree,,i guess it offends his musslum ass.just dont end,man.bob Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Everyone, Feel free post 'em if you have 'em. Now 422...............Thanks David, I wouldn't want to jump in someone else's thread without permission or authorization ( ) but I ran across a few good ones. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 26, 2011 Author Share Posted November 26, 2011 'Twas the Night before Christmas in the White HouseTip o’the hat to Clement and Mitzi‘Twas the night before Christmas in the White HouseNot a creature was stirring, not even the louseThe stockings where hung by the chimney with careIn hopes that more money soon would be thereObama was nestled all snug in his bedWhile visions of unemployed danced in his headMichelle in her 'kerchief, and Barack in Mao capHad just settled down for their long winter napWhen on the front lawn there arose such a clatterBarack crawled from his bed to see what's the matterAway to the window he made a quick dashTore open the shutters and threw up the sashWhen what to his watery eyes should appearBut an old clunker sleigh and eight sickly reindeerSanta said not a word, but continued his worksStacking up earmarks and lobbyists’ perksSanta looked straight at Obama and finally spokeThanks to you, Mr. President, now I'm flat brokeIt took my life savings to pay my tax billAnd what I have left is just next to nilI can't even afford to light up Rudolph’s red noseWith a flip of one finger up the chimney Santa roseThen Santa exclaimed as he flew through the rainOh, how I wish our President's name was McCain Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-91998 Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 . Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-92008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-92038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhasler Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Guys, we need to try to limit the political discussion as much as possible in the main forums. BMT is, in a sense, a place of business. I know at my work that thissort of thing isn't really allowable, after all it's not just conservatives that own Macks.I'm going to lock this topic temporarily and then move it to the VIP Lounge where anybody interested can still view it later. 1 Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-92067 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 420 days left.............. 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-92118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 419............ Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/21674-obama-joke-of-the-day/#findComment-92267 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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